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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Eduard is caught siphoning a lot of money from the bank account of a very important person with a very good lawyer and is sentenced to ten years. He quickly realises that prison is not for cybercriminals like him - the geeky, nerdy, wimpy sort. How can this sad, sad nerd hope to defend himself in the showers when the heaviest thing he's ever lifted was a computer tower? They'll eat him alive! But if he gives his three big, beefy, dangerous cellmates everything they want, whenever they want it, no matter what, they'll protect him in return. Surely.

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    12 Oct 2017

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    Draco's bachelor lifestyle is interrupted when Scorpius is sent to live with him in his London flat. He's no good at being a dad, but starts to cope with advice from his son's new schoolteacher -- Harry Potter -- who is, frankly, not just good with his books.

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    30 Sep 2015

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    Aww Scorpius... :3

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    23 Sep 2015

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    Genius

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    What was meant to be an unexpected one-off in the loo of a Camden bar turns into something rather different, much to Harry and Draco's surprise.

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    11 Sep 2015

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    Read it! Now! Camden! Manic Street Preachers!

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    03 Jul 2015

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    To read ^^