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    A Hamilton modern AU. Title from a well-known idiom and also this song probably.

    The overall scenario: Roles/cabinet positions are 1794-ish: Washington's fifth year in office, Burr a senator from NY, Hamilton as the Treasury Secretary, and I've kept Jefferson on as Secretary of State for fun. Angelica is the dean of Columbia Law School (with an Ed.D, so she sometimes appears as Dr. Schuyler). Everyone is a goddamn lawyer. John Laurens is alive because I said so.

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    An on-going series of standalone shorts following Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, and Chris Evans in random adventures.

    ADDENDUM (FEBRUARY 2021): Please note the dates these were published (2012/13), when most of these people were mostly benign fixtures of a still-fun MCU. RPF is fiction created using the public images of celebrities and BACK IN THE DAY, these specific public images were fun to play around with.

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    “Please, just listen,” Yoongi begs. “I woke up, and you and I are married and I have no fucking clue how we got here. So either I have amnesia, which I don’t think I do because I remember that fucking party and like, my real life and this isn’t that, or this is all an insane dream, even though I really don’t think it is, or I’m in an /alternate fucking reality/, but no matter what it is I fucking need this to stop, and you need to figure out how to make it stop,” Yoongi says, words coming out in a rush, practically tripping over themselves to get out of his mouth. “Okay? You need to fix this. And stop looking at me like I’m crazy.”

    (OR: Yoongi wakes up in a world where he's married to his best friend. Shit hits the fan.)

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    20 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Maybe." He sighs. “I don’t mean to be this pathetic, I know it’s only been a week but… I just don’t think I work without him. That’s bad, right? I shouldn’t be this much of a mess, but… I feel like I’m missing half my body. And everything I do I just keep thinking about him and hoping he’s okay, and what if he’s not? What if he’s not where you were, and is somewhere else? I just can’t stop thinking that I’m never going to get him back.”

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    Various prompt drabbles!

    latest: taemin and jimin bodyswap

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    29 Oct 2021

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    “Look, don’t get so freaked out!” Seokjin says, patting Namjoon lightly on the head in a move that perplexes and alarms Namjoon. “It’ll be fine. No one’s going to ask questions or comment on it, probably. It’s fine! It was nothing!”

    “TAEJIN DID THAT is trending in 125 countries,” Namjoon says tersely.

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    “I want to get married,” Taehyung says.
    Which is just-
    It’s just-
    Jimin blinks.
    Taehyung doesn’t.

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    21 Oct 2021

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    “Forever is a long time,” Jimin says. “To look at me.”

    Taehyung is shaking his head, hasn’t torn his eyes from Jimin’s since their lips parted. “Not long enough.”

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    Jimin wakes up with a sore back. He has a good day, anyway.

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    20 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “She is,” Jimin agrees, then, because he knows that his Jin-hyung is a mostly-reasonable, only slightly overprotective father, “She has her head in the clouds, a little.”

    “Well, there’s a lot to see up there,” Taehyung reasons, very seriously, and Jimin doesn’t bother trying to hide his smile at that, the earnestness of it.

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    It’s been one year since he came out, and it’s one year until he graduates university. Jung Hoseok is determined to lose his virginity.

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    30 Sep 2021