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  1. Summary

    "Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life."

    I really like the Princess Diaries books and movies, but I have criticisms of both, as well as a film-verse OTP I love almost more than the book OTP.
    Generally AU's.

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    You know what would've been WAY COOLER than Diaspro and Bloom having a love triangle over Sky for the entirety of Winx Club's run, with zero lasting development for Diaspro?

    Diaspro and Bloom BOTH kicking Sky to the curb and becoming drinking buddies.
    There. I fixed it.

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  3. Summary

    Evidently, I have to write the smut I want to see in the world.

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    her eyes open, and she steps into the world as one whole person.

    she spends her life trying to sew the torn edges that person back together.

     

    [A collection of the Jane-centric stories I've written]

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    In one lifetime, Mia learns she is a princess in the Plaza Hotel from her father at the age of 14.

    In this one, she learns it at 13, from the 14 year old Lord Nicholas Devereaux, before she has any requirement to be royal.

    She's happy about this. And then. She still has to be a princess. It still sucks.

    (Or, in which I clean up the Princess Diaries books to A) Include a film-only character I really like, and B) Make a series about a girl finding out she's a princess actually be about that girl having to be a princess, instead of solely how it effects her social/love life.)

    book-movie fusion 'verse

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    A post S2 fic. (spoilers)

     

    Four hundred and thirty-six years later, he is resurrected.

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    11 Mar 2024

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    'My husband used to write me long love letters as well.'

    Colin flinched, the pen slipping from his hand at the sound of her voice. The housekeeper stood over him, holding onto a silver tray.

    ‘I beg your pardon?’ he said.

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    Although Colin sends letters like clockwork, he receives no reply from his friend, Penelope Featherington.

    Is this what it feels like to lose one's mind?

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    21 Dec 2023

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    After a bad start to his search for a wife, Anthony is easily persuaded that a more mature lady would suit him better than a debutante. There's just one problem - the mature lady he has set his sights on isn't interested in marriage.

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    13 Nov 2023

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    “Oh my gods, Percy. It’s you.” Grover’s hands started patting him down and Percy squirmed in pain and annoyance. “What happened? Percy, what happened?”

    “Hold the questions, Grover,” another voice said, as smaller hands gripped his shirt and started dragging him past the invisible line drawn by the pine tree. Right, Percy thought, the weird cult kids. “We have to get him into camp.”

    Another set of hands joined him and with the extra support he made it into the valley, spotting lights on in a farmhouse in the distance. A small part of Percy registered that he wasn’t getting rained on anymore even though he could still hear the storm raging in the distance. Instead, his gaze locked with a pair of cool grey eyes framed by pieces of blonde curls. “How did you get here? Who is your godly parent?”

    He could hear his mother’s voice echoing in his ears, months and months ago: no one can know, Percy. Even the gods. 

    “I don’t know.” 

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    AU where there is no Lightning Thief and 13 year old Percy Jackson stumbles across Camp Half Blood determined to hide his status as a Big Three kid.

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    03 Aug 2023

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    If people won’t stop saying that personal loyalty is Percy’s fatal flaw, then he might as well show them how fatal it can be.

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