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    Peter Parker is foolish enough to think that he could purchase a Body Pillow without there being some serious consequences.

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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Deadpool's relentless, decades-long Spider-Man thirst has finally turned him into a good guy. He gets to work with the Avengers, he's gone to therapy (learned nothing, B-T-W), and he owns eleven properties in New York City alone. He's the best he's ever been post-Weapon X, while the Amazing Spider-Man can't even get back with his ex-wife, eat his vegetables, or wash his pillow case.

    Deadpool should be sad for Spider-Man, because they've been best friends since forever.

    But he's not.

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    27 Apr 2021

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    Peter is desperate. Hungry and alone on the streets, he's ready and willing to do anything to change his situation, even if just for a night. And sharing a stranger's bed would be no hardship, especially when the alternatives include dumpster-diving for dinner and sleeping, arms wrapped around him, beneath a chilly and indifferent sky.

    Then a man named Wade Wilson steps into his life.

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    29 Nov 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    A collection of random drabbles and oneshots ft. Spideytorch

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    21 Oct 2017

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    "Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"

    Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.

    Everything was coming up Parker tonight.

    --

    Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    Peter Parker has his company, more money than he knows what to do with, and the echoes of a ghost in his head. Johnny Storm's lost his family, his home, and is clinging to the remnants of his old life.
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    "I’m here with you. That’s not nothing, right?”

    “No,” Peter agreed. It definitely felt like something, all the way up here with Johnny so close they were almost touching.

    Peter looked at him, at the full lips set in a slight frown, the sharp curve of his jaw, the way his hair fell across his forehead. He fit all the dazzling lights around them, warm like sunshine even in the middle of the night.

    “Beautiful,” Peter said before he could stop himself.

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    21 Oct 2017

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