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    "Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?

    Oh.

    “Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "

    Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.

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    17 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Wade supposes he should have expected this. He's the one who signed up for SHIELD in the first place after…everything. He's the one who dared to step foot in their headquarters after all that he had done and demand work. If Black Widow, the most infamous assassin in the world at the moment can join SHIELD, why can’t he, he’d said. And Nick had given him this terrifying grin that was all teeth and said, “Welcome to SHIELD.”

    And now, about five years later, Wade is still pulling out his guns, loading them up. Still doing what he was before with better pay, and, yeah, he feels guilty for all the lives he took, but, well —

    A guy’s gotta make a living, right?

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    15 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    “It’s not porn!” Wade denied. “It has a plot! Look! Obviously the woman has some sort of nymphomaniac related disease and the two nice doctors are going to cure her with the help of one rather busty receptionist and for some reason, the janitor.”

    “That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.” Peter said blankly. “You could have watched it in my bedroom at least.”

    “Now what kind of creep would I be if I broke into your apartment and watched porn in your bed while you slept out here?”

    “You could have not broken into my apartment.” Peter pointed out. “That’s always an option.”

    “And miss seeing you wake up all pretty like this?” Wade sent him a sweet smile and brushed a hair out of Peter’s eyes. “No way.”

    “You could have napped with me instead of watching–” Peter motioned towards the TV. “What’s it called?”

    “Gracie’s Anatomy.”

    “Oh Christ.” Peter burst out laughing that time. “Gracie’s Anatomy? Are you kidding me?”

    “Hey!” Wade left a quick swat on Peter’s behind. “I’m learning legit medical things! It’s practically a documentary!”

    (As always, my Spideypool pairing is based on Andrew Garfield/Ryan Reynolds)

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    09 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    In which Weasel calls in a gold card because Peter Parker is too much of a handful even for him and he knows the perfect sucker for the job. Or, the one in which Weasel is sick of the tension and finds a solution.

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    03 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.

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    "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?”

    Peter's head hurts.

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    02 Sep 2018

  6. Public Bookmark 40

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    “And of course, we’ll need you to terminate your professional association with Deadpool,” The agent says, and Peter’s head snaps up to look at them, not even pretending to scan the contract in front of him any longer.

     

    “Come again?” Peter asks, making no effort to mask his irritation.

     

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    Peter and Wade may lack a respect for/awareness of social niceties, but that doesn't make them less likable to the folks whose opinions actually matter.

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    24 Aug 2018

  7. Public Bookmark 54

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    Wade decides to help out Spidey's friend Peter Parker by buying sexy photos of his beloved Spidey from him.
    There's no possible way this plan could go wrong.
    None.

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    24 Aug 2018

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    Peter Parker sells his photographs of Spider-Man to the Bugle to afford his rent. Wade Wilson finds out and wants Peter to supply him with more... intimate photographs of their mutual friend. Peter can't afford to turn him down, but he never expected to find it quite as intoxicating as he does.

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    24 Aug 2018

  9. Public Bookmark 72

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    Peter never expected to fall for the first man to flirt with him. And he definitely didn't expect to fall for a gun-slinging mercenary Tony outright forbade him from speaking to.

    It turned out Tony Stark was determined to keep Peter a virgin. Forever.
    Whenever Deadpool showed up to a fight (and those occurrences were coincidentally increasing), Tony found a way to keep them separated. And Peter, for the life of him, didn’t understand why. Yes, the man was crude and brash. He swung his katanas a little too carelessly, and had absolutely no qualms about his own limbs being sliced or hacked or blown apart. But he fought for the good guys, and that made him a good guy in Peter’s eyes.

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    23 Aug 2018

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    When a series of murders take place, Peter Parker goes undercover in Sister Margaret’s to get intel on Tony Stark’s prime suspect: Deadpool. Except, Peter is horrible at lying and this seems like a dreadful idea. Peter goes in hoping to get enough information so that Spider-Man can save the day, but like everything in Peter’s life, it becomes a bit more complicated than that.

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    15 Aug 2018

  11. Public Bookmark 27

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    Pseudo-Spider-Man shrugged Iron Fist and White Tiger off carelessly. “Well, then I guess my jobs done. Carry on Humphrey, don’t let me get in the way of your own unaliving,”

    Peter froze.

    He glanced up, wincing when his head twinged, and scowled skeptically at his cosplayer.

    Oh, it better not be...

    “Deadpool?” he muttered.

    _______________________

    Peter's stuck in his civies during a bank heist and can't sneak away to get into costume. Even worse when he's taken as a hostage while the robbers demand Spider-Man and his team to show themselves.

    With the clock ticking down and a gun to Peter's head, he's team is forced to send in a replacement.

    Peter is not impressed, to say the least.

    [ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN CARTOON] [One-Shot]

    Disclaimer: I do not own Ultimate Spider-Man or its characters.

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    13 Aug 2018

  12. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ironically enough, Peter’s in Hawaii covering the devastation of the eruptions when he gets the call.

    He wakes with a start and groans when he looks at the clock. It’s just after 3 AM. What the fuck? Oh! He realizes his phone ringing is what woke him up and scrambles for it. His brow furrows and his heart races when he sees it’s Steve. Something’s wrong.

    “Is he dead?” he asks, breathless, in lieu of a greeting.

    Before he and Wade let things get too serious they discussed all of this and the fact that it’s a very real possibility that either of their jobs could get them seriously injured or killed. They’d both spent a lot of time preparing for these kinds of calls. Still, Peter can’t help all the anxious energy bubbling up inside him, the way it makes his hands shake, his chest tight.

    “He’s alive,” Steve replies evenly and a small wave of relief rushes over him. Still, he can hear how difficult it is for Steve to maintain that evenness.

    “How bad is it?”

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    28 Jul 2018

  13. Public Bookmark 38

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    Wade is a forest nymph who fell in love with the river spirit that carved his way through Wade's valley a century ago. A curse brought on by Zeus left Wade scarred and banished a millennia ago, and believing he was unworthy of happiness because of the crime he felt responsible for. The nymph has issues that have burdened him beyond his flesh, and Peter will give anything to save Wade from himself.

    or;
    It started with a single water lily like all sad love stories do.

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  14. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Good boy,” Peter said, lowering his voice to really feel the vibration inside his own chest. “Good boy,” he repeated more firmly and a shudder ran down Wade’s body.

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    19 Jul 2018

  15. Public Bookmark 13

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    Wade has been waiting for this since that first fic was written.

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    17 Jul 2018

  16. Public Bookmark 26

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    Written for the 2018 Prompt Bang!

    "Peter is a street artist and Wade is the owner of a food truck on the opposite side of the street. And even though business is slow he can't *not* treat him to lunch."

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    15 Jul 2018

  17. Public Bookmark 71

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    He had planned the evening entirely different. Finally a peaceful evening, finally time to just relax for a few hours.

    But who could have predicted that a stranger wouldn't stop calling?

    And worse: who could have predicted he would have such a sweet, raspy voice?

    ~Spideypool Big Bang Prompt #35~

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    13 Jul 2018

  18. Public Bookmark 24

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    “I’m getting a divorce,” Steve announces loudly, too large schoolbag hanging lower than usual over his thin shoulders.

    Peter sprays the water he’d been in the middle of swallowing all over the tabletop, barely missing his grade book and stacks of papers. Pointedly ignoring Natasha's grossed out expression, he coughs for three minutes straight. It is not a statement he’d been prepared for to hear from either of his children, for at least another twenty years.

    “Excuse me?”

    Steve has seated himself in the chair across the kitchen table with a glass of apple juice and a handful of graham crackers. Steve shrugs. He repeats slowly, “I am getting a divorce.”

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    For Spideypool Prompt Bang 2018.

    Don't let the silly title fool you. This is a very serious work of fiction. xD

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    09 Jul 2018

  19. Public Bookmark 38

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    Peter hates his job at McDonald’s, and he hates getting robbed. Except this particularly robber will not stop flirting and maybe Peter flirts back.

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    08 Jul 2018

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    Peter is a starving college student who makes money babysitting. Wade is a single father who is in desperate need of some help. Neither knows what the other does with their free time.

     
    This is a submission for the Spideypool Big Bang 2018

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    05 Jul 2018

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