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    A series of unrelated stories inspired by the songs on Charlene Kaye's album Animal Love.

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    "This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.

    (Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)

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    21 Jan 2022

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    He simmers on this thought as he walks, turning it over and over in his mind until the sorrow has been smoothed away, leaving only a core of hurt that he can refinish with anger. It will be so much easier to carry this grief if he can cover it with rage.

    (Jaskier after the mountain is determined that he's done with witchers. All of them. Every last one.)

    (Naturally an injured witcher falls right in his path shortly after he makes this resolution.)

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    15 Jan 2022

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    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

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    15 Jan 2022

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    Lambert, proud owner of Wolfe Bakery, realizes he's made a dreadful mistake: running a bakery means talking to people.

    Aiden needs a job.

    Sometimes, two problems solve each other.

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    14 Jan 2022

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    “You must be Lambert’s new roommate.”

    “Geralt,” the man supplies.

    “Geralt,” Jaskier tests the name; finds he likes the way it rolls off his tongue. “It’s nice to meet you.”

    Or: the one where Jaskier falls for his casual hook-up’s very attractive roommate.

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    13 Jan 2022