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    Craig is completely useless around Tweek, the new kid he has a crush on. This sounds like a job for South Park's premier romantic advisor, Clyde Donovan.

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    Bob talks to Linda about the Deli Counter guy and what that means for him.

    Takes place immediately after the toilet turkeys episode “Turkey in a Can” and the title refers to the spice cumin because Bob loves puns and so do I.

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    27 Jun 2023

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    ...or all the times Tina started to reconsider her feelings towards Zeke. And in turn, what she thought she had with Jimmy Jr.

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    21 Jun 2023

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    Rudy is a smart child, objectively speaking. He knows his limits; he knows better than any other kid his age because his limits are much lower than it’s starting to seem fair. He knows there’s a word for knowing but not caring, for plowing right ahead and doing what you want, regardless of the danger.

    Rudy is reckless, he guesses. It didn’t take standing waist-deep in the Atlantic Ocean watching Louise Belcher do a dead man's float to reach that conclusion, but now's as good a time as any to reflect on it.

    (or, five times Louise got Regular Sized Rudy in trouble over the years, plus one time he returned the favor)

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    21 Jun 2023

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    Dream and Sapnap get high in the back of Dream's Nissan Rogue in a Chuck-E-Cheese parking lot during a Florida thunderstorm.

     

    “Wanna, like, make out?”

     

    Dream laughed in his face, head falling back against the window with a thunk. Sapnap snickered, leaning back on Dream’s lap to grab the bong again while the other man caught his breath. He waited for Sapnap to put it back down before going, “Actually? Kinda yeah,” and pulling Sapnap back in for another shotgun that they sealed with a firm kiss.

     

    That was it for a moment, both of them jerking back to laugh again. “Alright, alright. Not all talk, I suppose,” Sapnap amended. “But like, I’m serious if you’re serious.”

     

    Dream arched an eyebrow, still smiling. Breathlessly, he asked, “Yeah? This doesn’t, like, freak you out or anything?”

     

    “Nah,” Sap shrugged. “Vibes only, man. We’re smoking in the rain and listening to Chanel by Frank Ocean in the back of your Nissan. What happens in the Chuck-E-Cheese parking lot stays in the Chuck-E-Cheese parking lot. Not sponsored.”

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    19 Mar 2022