sayitaintsarge
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F*** METROPOLIS by sarge (sayitaintsarge)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Oct 2021
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After finding out that 'Neal Caffrey' was just another alias, Peter didn't expect to see his CI ever again. He was only sort of right.
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It's in Sirius' nature to run off to confront Wormtail about his betrayal; but rather than leave his godson to the Headmaster and ultimately the Dursleys, this Sirius takes Harry with him. Unfortunately, he's not quite in his right mind when Wormtail escapes. By the time the haze clears, he is locked away in the infallible wizarding prison, Azkaban- his young charge hidden within his robes and growing hungry. This is a story of how the series would play out if, among other things, Harry was raised in a fairly loving community in Azkaban.
Based on the plot of Lovesong Of The Buzzard by LittleRedWolfe (orphan_account)
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Folkways, Flowers, and other things of Unimport by sayitaintsarge
Fandoms: Original Work
05 May 2020
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a poem written for english class. we were told to write a poem or essay about a rule or standard we live by, so i remixed a song i wrote a year or so ago to fit. enjoy.
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- Part 2 of my english grade sucks and here's why
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Plot Bunny No. 2 by sarge (sayitaintsarge)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Doctor Who (2005)
18 Sep 2019
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unfinished but finished enough
one shot from my plot bunny collection
may be continued at some point in the distant future
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- Part 1 of plot burrow
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- English
- Words:
- 337
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 169
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A "narrative essay" I had to write for English. I like it, so I figured some of you might, as well. Based on a prompt. "You are a kid's imaginary friend. He's growing up. You're fading away." Tagged major character death doesn't happen in the story, but motivates it and is mentioned throughout so I included it in warnings.
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- Part 1 of my english grade sucks and here's why
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,876
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 67
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plot burrow by sarge (sayitaintsarge)
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
18 Sep 2019
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exactly what it sounds like. plot bunnies i had enough ideas for to post, but which have no title and are going nowhere fast.
- Words:
- 337
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
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my english grade sucks and here's why by sarge (sayitaintsarge), sayitaintsarge
Fandom: Original Work
05 May 2020
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this series is things that i wrote for english class that i don't completely hate. if it comes up, i might add stuff from other classes, but i doubt it.
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- Works:
- 2
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General Kenobi and the Twins by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Nov 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, age twenty-seven, is many things. Chock full of field experience is one of them. Believed to be a Sith killer is another. A too-young master to a too-young padawan is a third. He’s tired and nitpicky and strung out, but he’s also pretty experienced in the realm of things that can be politely and vaguely termed as ‘weird Force shite.’
He's ready for a lot. His future self stepping out of said future and into the current day with a pair of newborns is not on that list.
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- Part 5 of NaNo21 Projects
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Ghosts? In my haunted desert? It's more likely than you think by CertifiedPissWizard
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Sep 2020
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Satine said that the area they were skirting around the edges was haunted, a patch of desert that nobody goes into for fear of seeing ghosts that would keep them trapped in the area, running around in circles for ages, because according to the ghosts they weren’t Mandalorian enough. Obi-Wan, quite reasonably- pointed out that that couldn’t possibly be true, given as how people had clearly gotten out to spread stories of ghosts haunting them to the point of getting horribly lost. He didn’t mention that if stories of Mandalorian ghosts killing people- the sort of folklore and legend that the New Mandalorians thought barbaric and worthy of purging- was even considered to be true by Satine of all people, then there’s no possible way that Death Watch would even consider following them into the patch of desert. It would be the safest choice for them. What he said instead was that he was a Jedi and could easily protect her from any sort of ghosts.
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Mandalorian ghosts see child with swords, adopt child, nobody is surprised. More breaking news at ten! -
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Part of Kenobi’s message was still playing on a loop in Yan’s mind as he looked further at the atrocities article after article delineated as warnings to outsiders.
"We finally got the fighting to stop, an-and I just don’t know how to help them. There are people who want to start the fighting again and I can’t-"
Kenobi considered himself a part of one of the sides of this war. Yet he also said the fighting had stopped. Peace seemed to be within reach and a young padawan - no, a young Jedi - knew his limits and had called for help from an Order that had abandoned him.
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- Part 1 of Propitious Denouement
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Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics, Schematic Drafting, And The Finer Points Of Sith Adoption: The Essential How-To Guide For The Engineering Jedi by Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
07 Nov 2021
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When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.
Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.
Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.
They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.
"They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.
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Bookmarked by sarge (sayitaintsarge)
24 Jan 2022
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2/4 read, 5/? written
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Shiranaa Tree [Fan art] by watermelon_shotput for Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Jan 2021
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Fan art for "How To Give A Presentation To The Imperial Court While Accidentally Committing Light Treason By Making A Friend" by Jackdaw_Kraai, specifically chapter 11.
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- Part 1 of Fanart for Jackdaw_Kraai's works