19 Works by saturnzaphie

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    Jonny gets ridiculously drunk on a Friday night, leaving Adam to help out before he does anything he'll regret. But something is clearly going on with his brother and, unfortunately, it's his job to deal with it.

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    Jonny's been acting weird and secretive all night and Adam is determined to find out why. When he does, it's definitely not what he expected.

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    1/1
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    When it's left to Rizzo to patch Gonzo up after his latest stunt, he can't help asking why he even does them.

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    Howard and Vince are having a lovers tiff again. Naboo tries to get things back to normal.

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    1
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    howard writes a song about vince. vince listens.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Lister, slightly drunk and tired of his bunkmate's constant misery, bets that he can make Rimmer laugh by the end of the week. Rimmer decides to humour him.

    (pre-series)

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    Barbara may have screwed up Dee and Dennis' lives totally and irrevocably, but that doesn't make seeing her skeleton any easier.

    (how i imagine the aftermath of charlie's mom has cancer, from dee's perspective)

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    It was a miracle. A fluke in the law of probability. Or, in other words, sheer dumb luck. While drifting aimlessly through space on Starbug, having long since given up following the trail of Red Dwarf, they’d encountered a wibbly wobbly swirly thing, which they soon realised was a wormhole.

    On the other end was Earth.

    (aka: the gang get back to earth around the era lister left it, and it seems like a happy ending, but nothing is ever that simple in real life)

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    Finally getting a physical body is great and all, but if it means Rimmer has to analyse his less-than-platonic feelings for his shipmate, maybe being able to touch is overrated.

    (aka; rimmer tries to navigate the daily struggles of being a hard-light hologram while hopelessly pining for lister)

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    After cracking open a stasis pod on an abandoned transport ship, the crew find something unexpected; a litter of puppies. What's more unexpected is how attached Rimmer gets to them in the weeks after, and how, miraculously, they seem to be making him into less of a smeghead. However, raising puppies in deep space doesn't come without it's challenges...

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    English
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    4,684
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    17
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    500
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    Summary

    after rimmer returns from being ace, kryten notices something strange about he and lister's relationship... and he doesn't like it one bit.

    (a.k.a. the fic absolutely no one asked for where kryten gets jealous of lister's blossoming relationship but with rimmer instead of kochanski)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    508
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    Summary

    a ton of commentary youtuber oneshots uwu
    mostly fluffy romantic ones but some gen and other types as well, enjoy uwu

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    when the power goes out on christmas day, alex and george are left stranded in their apartment. luckily, they have will, james, and fraser and a reheated chicken takeaway to make it all a bit less awful.
    (aka: the wholesome commentary crew christmas fic that nobody asked for but we all needed)

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    Comments:
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    george gets very drunk on a night out and gets a concussion. the boys try to help.

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    Bookmarks:
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    Summary

    dean, willow, and colby's group chat through all of their key moments.
    (aka: dean is terrible at technology, willow is meme-ing her way through serious issues, and colby is just too tired for any of this shit)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    Nobody expected Crowley to be the caring type, especially not the Winchesters.

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    English
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Nine people turn up at the morgue with mysterious tire tracks across their bodies. The problem? There were no vehicles involved in their deaths.

    None of them ask for help and Tru is out of leads, but that all changes when she watches the culprit claim it's tenth victim; Dean Winchester.

    Back in time, Tru needs to find a way to save Dean's life and stop the culprit from claiming any more but she ends up dealing with much more than she expected...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
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    Cas is awake in the bunker when he hears the nicest sound he's heard since the beginning of time. (One-Shot)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    740
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    To celebrate a subscriber milestone, The Try Guys have just started filming a second part to one of their most popular videos, a video about surviving alone in the forest. It's going great, they've got plenty of good footage and they're all having a blast. That is, until night falls when Eugene turns up at Keith's camp with an injured leg and it becomes clear that they aren't the only people in the forest...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,878
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1129

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