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    I wanted an overstimulated Crowley crying while getting dicked down and praised. So I wrote that.

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    22 Jan 2020

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    He does not saunter vaguely downward so much as he plummets in a barely controlled spiral.

    He had felt it coming. Her Grace was slowly pulled from his body as if She was unraveling a loose string on an expensive sweater. He felt hot and cold all at the same time. There's a sudden stench of brimstone and butyric acid. The ground beneath him starts to grow hot. It's coming.

    "Crowley, love, I need you in here." His voice does not waver.

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    04 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    (or, "Crowley Realizes Aziraphale Has Asked Him On A Date While On The Date In Question;" or, perhaps more accurately, "Aziraphale Forgets to Indicate That He Is Asking Crowley On A Date")

    Crowley hung up, and Aziraphale was left grinning giddily at the receiver. He’d done it! He’d finally done it! He’d asked Crowley on a proper date! Busily, he set about planning the event. Surely, after waiting six thousand years to be together, their first date had to be an event.
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    Crowley couldn't help but feel that he'd missed something important.

     

    Title is from Dan Fogelberg's "Longer."

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    31 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    A collection of one shots and stories following Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship after Not-Armageddon and all the ups and downs that come with it.

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    31 Dec 2019

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    30 Dec 2019