satirac



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Should I start, or would you like to?" Neal asked Q.

    "Are you going to draw this out?" Q said. "It's really quite simple. Some years ago, before MI6, before Neal's little bond mishap—"

    "Alleged bond mishap," Neal said—mostly out of reflex, Q thought.

    "You were convicted by a jury of your peers," Q said. "It's somewhat less alleged at this point. Nonetheless, before . . . that, Neal and I . . . were acquainted."

     

    Or: When Q hears that the FBI is bringing one Neal Caffrey to British soil for an investigation, he's fully expecting trouble with a capital T. Naturally, what he gets is much worse: par for the course when you're dating James Bond and you're old friends with an international art thief.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    107,327
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    391
    Kudos:
    1500
    Bookmarks:
    320
    Hits:
    50699

    24 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sequel
    Also very, very good.
    Wish there were more QQ

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

    Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,236
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    757
    Kudos:
    4600
    Bookmarks:
    1915
    Hits:
    166318

    24 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best written stories i've ever read!
    Seriously, it has anything you wish for.
    And a sequel!

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    10712
    Bookmarks:
    2745
    Hits:
    147397

    12 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “You smell like me,” the guy says, scowling as he crowds in and Stiles staggers back between the coats and finally hits the wall. “Why do you smell like me?”

    He barely lets out a garbled sound as the blood rushes to his cheeks. “No reason,” Stiles yelps, struggling to get his footing and grasping at a whirlwind of puffy fur.

     

    Or the one where Stiles goes thrift shopping and steals an alpha's shirt. And gets a lot more than he bargains for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    320
    Kudos:
    5396
    Bookmarks:
    1470

    30 Dec 2017

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “All in favour of Derek not dating for a full year so he can get his shit together and stop romancing people who want to kill us?”

    Everyone raises their hands. Every single pack member.

     

    Or the one where the pack insists Derek can't date anybody for a year but he ends up finding romance much closer to home anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    2322
    Bookmarks:
    465

    25 Dec 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Another great story by LunaCanisLupus - I really love the way she writes, especially Sterek stories.