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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    (Your Name) is the most unpopular girl in the school, and she's okay with that. Until she meets Mark, the leader of the Cool Patrol. All of a sudden, she wants people to notice her. She wants people to want to hang out with her. So she asks him to change her into a cool kid, but maybe she ends up changing him instead.

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    29 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    WARNING: DISCONTINUED USE IS NOT ADVISED FOR SAFETY REASONS.

    When you first read this in the instructions, you had almost laughed. Why would anyone not use Google IRL for that long? From what you could see, he, rather than it, was pretty amazing. Albeit having a bit of an attitude, you couldn’t find much wrong with the guy- er- robot. He acted so human that you had almost forgotten what he was, and you’ve only been with him for about an hour now. Looking back at the warning you raised your eyebrows, curiosity starting to kick in.

    ‘For safety reasons?’

    Wasn’t this thing supposed to be one of the safest products out there to use?

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    16 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Princess (Y/N) has just turned twenty-one, and in celebration, her father has thrown her a ball. Three possible suitors stay after the ball, and Princess (Y/N) must figure out which she loves the best.

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    21 Mar 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    "__________-"Dennison spoke almost on the verge of a whine. "Dennison, sweet pea, darling, bane of my existence! What did I say about touching my music?" You grunted and twisted something inside of the robot. "Y-yes but-" "But nothing!" You interrupted harshly. "If I have to take another god damn five minute break just to shove a grenade up your ass, I will not hesitate!" You threatened without looking back at him. "But H-Handsome Jack is-" "Yes! Yes! I am fully aware of the fact that Handsome Jack is going to be making an appearance sometime today to more than likely kill someone! Although considering how many times I've told you to piss off today, I might be the one shooting someone! If you'd stop interrupting me and touching my music, I would of had all of your shitty mistakes fixed two hours ago!"

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    20 Mar 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    He watches and yearns day and night, waiting for the right moment to claim his bride.

    Why is his darling, sad? Eyes brimming with tears over a slut and two snotty brats. They don't deserve his darling's love.

    Why is his darling scared? Skin paling and breath hitching from finding his notes and gifts.

    Why is his darling screaming? Crying out into the night after seeing his silhouette.

    Waylon has an intense 'admirer' that's not too keen on letting him go.

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    11 Mar 2018