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15 Sep 2019
An alternate universe version of A Storm of Swords where Jaime is a vampire. Brienne of Tarth is tasked with escorting him back to King's Landing in exchange for Sansa Stark -- a still human Sansa Stark. Everything is the same, except that everything is also different.
“Why, Cat, I didn’t think you cared.” His voice is droll, his eyes flickering between Lady Catelyn and Brienne. “I haven’t had virgin blood in so long. My mouth is positively watering for a taste.”
Brienne can’t prevent the hot blush that floods her cheeks. The vampire’s eyes practically twinkle.
“She may be as ugly as an aurochs,” he says, pinning Brienne in place with a look, a deadly predator even leashed as he is. “But she blushes deliciously.”
11 Sep 2019
Jaime Lannister hated the fucking North. The only reason he was going north was for his brother whom was set to marry the eldest Stark daughter.
Once he arrives he learns maybe the north isn't so bad after all.