sardonic_sprite



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  1. Summary

    So we all know the Wayne fam are canonically celebrities. So what shenanigans and chaos ensue when they get involved in all the inevitable celebrity media?

    I am more than happy to take requests, but it may take me some time to get to them!

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    "Others in this world have been called monsters... shadows... gods. You, boy... you they will call Fate itself."

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    It seems that no universe is able to chill when it comes to Gotham's Waynes. But what if this one did, just a little?
    Tim is adopted early.
    Jason never dies.
    More happy things to be added 😄

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    All my Batfam whumptober prompts, connected in chronological order.

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    My fics for the Whumptober 2021 event, spanning several fandoms. This is my first foray into fic writing, so comments and constructive criticism are greatly appreciated!

    Enjoy!

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    He has never argued with a punishment, not since he was a toddler, if then. Surely she’ll listen, surely she’ll see this is too harsh, that he wouldn’t be disrespecting her like this if he was simply sulking over not getting his way. He needs that food, needs to be able to eat enough if he wants to be Robin.

    He’s been hungry before, but back then, it never mattered if he was a little weak or dizzy. It never risked his life or the life of his partner when he was a kid.

    She turns, sighing softly and pursing her lips. She reaches out to pat his cheek, and for a moment his heart soars hopefully, and he barely restrains himself from leaning into the rare bit of contact and soaking up his mother’s touch. “Oh, Timothy,” she tuts. “This is for the best. And honestly, I think it’s wise for you to cut down a bit on the snacks. I’d hate to have to listen to anyone tittering at the next gala that you’re getting chubby.”

    And without another backwards glance, she turns and heads upstairs, leaving Tim alone and frozen at the bottom of the steps.

    Day 6 - TOUCH AND GO
    bruises | touch starved | hunger

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    28 Dec 2021

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    Beautiful as it is heartbreaking - everyone in character and so much hurt/comfort

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    Jason tries his luck stealing tires in Bludhaven. It doesn’t go any better.

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    21 Dec 2021

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    An absolutely hilarious version of Jason stealing Bat vehicles to get adopted

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    The coronavirus has hit Gotham, and through a boredom induced decision, Tim decides to make a Tik Tok account and have some fun.
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    I’ve no idea what this is, but whew, I’m having fun.
    (Edit: October 31st 2020, I know exactly what this is, and man I had so much fun guys)

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    14 Dec 2021

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    This literally the most hilarious fic I've read. Absolutely great for binge-reading, TERRIBLE for my sleep schedule 🤣

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    Chains shifted and a wet body hit the ground along with a sharp gasp. Then there was a shuffling of movement. “Hold him steady.”

    Whoever’s throat they were pouring water into started choking hard. The thugs started snickering again while one spoke.

    “What’s the matter, Hood? Don’t want any water?”

    Every shred of Tim’s body froze and his blood ran cold in horror. What did they just say?

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    07 Dec 2021

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    In which everyone learns a valuable lesson about /expressing care/ for your loved ones, and poor Jason really goes through the wringer.

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    Jason regrets turning down an offer to spend Christmas at Wayne Manor. Especially when the Joker decides to kidnap him instead.

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    03 Dec 2021

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    Absolutely hearbreaking

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