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    Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.

    But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?

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    19 Apr 2018

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    "I knew you'd be back one day," Stiles said, glancing over to see Derek grin softly at his words.

    The sight of it broke through the little control Stiles was holding onto, and he drew closer. He couldn't stop the wide smile on his face as he ran his fingers over the worn leather of Derek's lapels. He got lost for a moment, staring into the pale eyes he'd so often tried to remember the exact color of.

    "Derek Hale," he said, fond. And he swung his fist with every ounce of hate he'd felt since he was sixteen. His knuckle landed hard on Derek's jaw, knocking him to the ground. "You left!"

    (Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark inspired, with Derek as Indi, Stiles as Marion)

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    18 Apr 2018

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    As a teenager, Derek had this... problem. When he got, well, 'excited', it'd show. Pretty obviously. Much to Laura's amusement.

    He'd think it was a thing of the past, except it's Prom Night, and Stiles is wearing these pants...
     

    “Your body starts going through changes,” she’d recited, reading from the Your Problems page.

    Some Dear Abby bullshit, meant to reassure pubescent girls that they were normal. That everything happening to them happened to everyone else. It’s not like they published one for werewolves. That would just be asking too much.

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    17 Apr 2018

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    17 Apr 2018

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    PROMPT: Derek is an elf sent to the "mortal world" to bring Christmas spirit back into the Stilinski family and accidentally falls in love with Stiles
    He’s a senior Agent of Cheer, decorated numerous times by the Candy Cane Council for his work in bringing joy to the many jovially-challenged families during the jolly season. His attention to detail has been heralded as ‘heartwarming’, ‘inspiring’ and ‘hella swell’ by several respected trade publications.

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    17 Apr 2018