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    Pornstar AU. Or at least, pornstar!Jared and director!Jensen.

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    20 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    There are things Jared knows. Jensen isn't one of them.

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    19 Jan 2020

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    “So like, he has to fuck his way through Hell, right? To claim the Throne?” Danni continues, and that’s enough to make Jensen pause in his diligent effort to right-click and zoom.

    Jensen reviews sex-toys for a magazine, and Jared's not marketing to straight girls.

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    25 Nov 2019

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    "Do you know what just happened?" Peter asked, frowning. "Do you know what Derek did?"

     

    "He dislocated my shoulder," Stiles snapped, but Peter just arched an eyebrow, unimpressed by that answer.

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    20 Mar 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    This is how it goes:

    O meets Chon.

    Chon meets Ben.

    Ben meets O.

    The first happens nearly fifteen years before the second, but the third only happens about eighteen months after the second. The difference to Chon, however, is negligible. He's known O since she was Ophelia and he was Johnny, since she was a little girl, her bare skin free of ink and her hair free of dye. Chon's only known Ben for about seven years, but he's always been Ben, steady reliable Ben, a counterbalance to the beautiful fucking chaos that is O. So yes, he's known O longer...

    But he'd kill for both.

    (He's killed for both.)

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    20 Dec 2018

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