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    Wait…what are we doing?
    A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
    Oh.
    Yeah.
    You got anything yet?
    Nothin’.
    Some writer you are.
    Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
    So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
    What about you know, basic plot details?
    That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
    We can’t just—
    Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
    You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
    I know. I should just write this baby myself!
    If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
    ...What's your point?

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    21 Oct 2018

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    It took Tony a shield to the chest (again), being left heavily injured without any way home in an abandoned Hydra Bunker in fuck-knows-where, Siberia, and some pain-and-cold induced introspection to finally come into the best conclusion:

    You want to do something right? Do it your fucking self.

     

    A.K.A. How the entirety of Infinity War can be avoided if Tony would just get his head on the game instead of moping over some stray teammates.

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    12 Oct 2018

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    The one where Rhodey stages an intervention after the whole Ultron fiasco and Tony re-evaluates his position on the team. Consequently, Tony is a little more removed from the Avengers and even has enough extra time on his hands to go talk to all the other superhumans who just might want to have some input on the Accords.

    Ultimately: What would have happened if the Accords had not entirely hinged on the agreement of just the Avengers?

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    12 Oct 2018

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    Tony meets Stephen Strange in the aftermath of Civil War, and finds common ground with the sorcerer. Stephen, as is his way, ends up finding trouble, and Wong finds this all rather tedious.

    Then Tony decides to put himself in charge and save the world.

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    12 Oct 2018

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    After the war Harry Potter's world falls apart. Then he is offered a chance to try and make a better future for himself and his friends. Of course things are never simple.

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    07 Oct 2018

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    He didn’t know which was worse.
    A potion induced waking-nightmareor he was five years old again.

    Now what? Did he do what Dumbledore wanted or was he going to be his own man, again?

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    07 Oct 2018

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    04 Oct 2018

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    No one, except his close friends, who knows about his relationship with another man and the reason he hides the man’s existence is to make sure SHIELD does not try to make him a member of the Avengers. However, in the end, the man’s existence comes to the open after the disaster that happened in Siberia. What kind of change that will happen with his significant other stands beside him from now on?

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    23 Sep 2018

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    Harry discovered that Peter, Bucky and Tony are subjected to Wanda's mind magic in a meeting accidentally.
    He decides to give each of them protective rings and unknowingly got engaged to Tony.
    Enter Fury and Pepper who arranges a vacation to Peter and Tony with Harry.

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    23 Sep 2018

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    As a master of death, Harry Potter must reborn each time he dies. Given a second chance as Harry Potter, he leaves Britain and makes a name for himself.

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    23 Sep 2018

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    He can see the golden roofs of the buildings, taste the salty air, feel the rough stone of the sun-bleached buildings, watch his feet roam over the intricate tile floors of the village. He can feel energy rush through his veins as the sea breeze blows red strands of hair into his eyes. Everything is okay in that moment, everything is at peace. He is at peace.

    Then Naruto wakes up.

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    22 Sep 2018

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    “Watch his eyes,” Oleg had said to Illya, before Illya flew to Berlin. “It’s only hearsay at this point, but we know this much: it’ll be almost impossible to tell, but if you watch the eyes, you’ll know it isn’t a he at all.”

    He knows far before he ever gets a glimpse of Napoleon Solo’s eyes, however, that what he is up against—what has beaten him across the Berlin Wall with prize physicist and roboticist Udo Teller’s daughter in tow—isn’t human.

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    17 Sep 2018

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    In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.

    “You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”

    “What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.

    “How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.

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    16 Sep 2018

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    Stiles world ended when his pack died. It didn’t exactly come as a surprise. He had been running with wolves for so long that within hunters and monsters it was just a matter of time.
    It was a surprise when the world ended too.
    And Stiles… Well, he had to do something about that.
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    “Time travel,” he said in neutral tone.

    “Yep,” said Stiles.

    “Werewolves,” said John pointing at the Hales.

    Peter Hale made his eyes glow blue and smiled at the sheriff. Somehow the fact that one of his arms was scarred from the fire made the image more threatening than it already was.

    “Yep,” said Stiles again.

    “And you have magical powers,” said John.

    “Yep.”

    The sheriff looked at the room once more and massaged his head. “I need more coffee.”

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    10 Sep 2018

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    "What's gonna be left of the world, if you're not in it?"

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    Following the aftermath of Eichen House, Stiles leaves Beacon Hills in attempts to stop anymore danger from entering the lives of the people he loves. Unfortunately, his hopes for a peaceful life off the grid are quickly erased when finds himself being tracked by the Avengers.

    *new chapter is up 10/06

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    03 Sep 2018

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    It was a sad day when one had to resort to time travel because things were just so fucked up. Stiles should know. He went back to undo the whole ‘Beacon Hills is a death trap’ thing but for now he would just settle for knowing where the fuck he was. Even the year would be a nice start. Someone? Anyone?

    Or, the one where Stiles travels back in time, karma comes to bite him in the ass, and he ends up as Kate Argent's hunter mentor. He didn't take Peter Hale into account either, and he definitely didn't sign up for everything that came after.

    His life.

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    31 Aug 2018

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    Prompt: Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.
    Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

    And it has now taken over my life. Please enjoy literal devil!peter and Stiles!!

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    30 Aug 2018

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    A match made in Hell, some would say.

    They're both unsurprisingly okay with that.

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    29 Aug 2018

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    Stiles was tired of being the one looked at with pity. He was tired of waiting for Scott or Derek to come save the day and rescue him. Just once he wanted to be able to save himself. It was about time for him to be Batman goddammit.

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    29 Aug 2018

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    They all thought after Voldemort's fall that the world would get better. But they were wrong. The Death Eaters used politics to accomplish what Voldemort never could. And with the dwindling Wizarding population and no one left to fight, there's only one solution: to go back in time to before Voldemort rose to power, and fix what broke the first time around. Time Travel AU. Nominated for Best James Potter and Best Peter Pettigrew in the 2018 Marauder Medals!

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    24 Aug 2018

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