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    “I'm gonna date that,” Bokuto declares solemnly, and Kuroo throws a plastic spoon at his head.

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    12 Jul 2018

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    11 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

    Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.

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    05 Jul 2018

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    The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.

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    30 Jun 2018

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    “So she gave you a fake number?”
    “Yeah.”
    “And it turned out to be the number of a sex line?”
    “Yep.”
    “And then you decided jerking off was the best solution for your heartbreak?”
    “I guess you could put it that way.”
    “... And now you’re in love with a phone sex operator.”

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    29 Jun 2018