sarcastaholik



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    It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera.

    He’s also in the process of getting arrested.

    Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    just simple cute

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    This entire fic is one long conversation about sex.

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    17 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so apparently I read this like two yrs ago and didn't bookmark. have I gotten kinkier? oh lord

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    Draco's been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he's sure it's just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.

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    16 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ah the perfect Draco is a divorced dad getting back into the dating scene AU

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    16 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wowza, now this is a work that I would podfic. too bad I'm shite at accents

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Re-uploaded: 1/29/2018

    From the author's original post:

    "Or, "on the tip of the tongue." Arthur meets Mal first. He inherits Dom, after. Everything else is on him."

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    15 Aug 2019