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a face on a lover (with a fire in his heart) by sanctimonials
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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“Abandon hope all ye who enter here,” Aziraphale mumbles as he surveys the last minute shopping madness he is currently daring to walk into.
“Couldn’t’ve said it better myself,” Madame Tracy says, keeping close to the angel.This story starts in a place most don’t: in a department store close to the holidays. Going into a department store near Christmas is like walking into battle; one must really have their teeth bared and arms at the ready if they want to nab that last Perfect Gift. And, with the help of Madame Tracy, Aziraphale is determined to find the Perfect Gift for his dearest Crowley.
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google search: casserole dish for two by sanctimonials
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
14 Jul 2019
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History, July 12, 2019. Google search: How to give your hot neighbor's casserole pan back without being totally lame and making a fool out of yourself?
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In his lifetime, Jesse McCree has looked down the barrel of a gun more times than he can count. Now, most people would say looking down the barrel of one gun was already one too many. Most would say you’d have to be a special kind of bastard to look down the barrel of a gun as many times as it took to lose count. And they’d be right. Jesse was a special kind of bastard.
He was the kind that loved it. He was a thrill-seeking devil if you’d ever seen one, and at twenty-two years old and part of a covert organization, Jesse was sure nothing could scare him.
That is, until Gabriel Reyes handed him a straight razor sharper than hell itself, and said, “shave me”.
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Sure, Craig didn’t look like a lightweight - he’s bigger than Robert and Robert knew that if Craig was hitting back purple nurples with anyone else they’d be on the wrong side of fucked. But Robert was a veteran. He was a pro at abusing his liver. And he was dead wrong for daring Craig to go shot for shot with him.
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amazon search: flame resistant bedsheets by sanctimonials
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Apr 2017
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Bakugou is a nervous, sweaty mess and fuck, his quirk really makes kissing an embarrassing affair.
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small infinities and all that by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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And there it is, isn’t it? Something they’ve known for a long time, but haven’t named it. Have been too scared to name it. Something that speaks in their bones, in the space between them.
Crowley and Aziraphale are turned human. This is the aftermath.
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11 Sep 2019
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Gluttony by booksblanketsandtea
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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When Crowley decides to mix things up a bit Down There, he doesn’t give it much thought, other than it might be fun to have something different. For awhile, at least. But truthfully, there was no way he could have predicted that Aziraphale would react the way he does.
[Or: "Man, I bet Aziraphale would eat out like a fucking madman" - my brain.]
[turns out he does]
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20 Aug 2019
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There's Nowhere Else On Earth That I Would Rather Be by CartWrite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale seemed lost in thought for a moment, then cleared his throat and sat up straight in his seat. “Crowley. We need to have a conversation. About the night before.”
“Last night?” Crowley paused. “What happened last—”
“No. The evening we, ah,” Aziraphale’s voice sank into a whisper, “switched bodies.”
Oh.
…Oh.
Oh, bugger.
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After averting Armageddon, Aziraphale invites Crowley out to dinner to make a serious confession.
The sequel to Taking The Liberty, in which Aziraphale takes advantage of his time alone in Crowley's body.
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19 Aug 2019
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
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07 Aug 2019
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Something Wanting in My Nature by Mugatu
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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I saw this tumblr prompt and my hand slipped.
"Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married? "
https://yvmeji.tumblr.com/post/185880682877/okay-which-one-of-you-is-going-to-write-the
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29 Jul 2019