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    All my stories with fem!Jon.

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    Five people they could have loved and the one they did.

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    A non-linear Hogwarts AU with ASOIAF characters.

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    She smiles. “There’s a rest stop no one maintains 15 miles ahead.”

    He’s stopped asking how she knows things like that, which is frankly rude of him considering how much she enjoys smiling mysteriously and giving bullshit explanations that don’t bear even a passing resemblance to the truth. She retaliates by putting her feet on the dashboard. He gives her a sour look, but says nothing.

    Steve is easy to be silent with. At first glance he looks like he should be obnoxiously friendly, but in practice he seems to approach most social interactions as though they’re an inescapable responsibility he doesn’t feel he has a right to complain about.

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    18 Jan 2019

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    Spider-Man laughed so hard he fell off the Statue of Liberty. Johnny craned his neck to look for him, only to nearly get webbed in the face.

    “Watch it!” he said, scrambling back.

    “Sorry,” Spider-Man gasped out, swinging back up. “Kind of hard to aim through tears of mirth. Seriously? Seriously, seriously?”

    “Seriously, what?” Johnny said, rolling his eyes.

    “They want to make a musical about me,” Spider-Man said, drawing the words out very slowly like he was talking to a small child. Johnny flicked a spark at his gesturing hands. “They want this musical to star you. They want you to play me.”

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    05 Jan 2019

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    “He was so pleased when you swung to the rescue,” the Skull continued, and it wasn’t right, Johnny’s voice twisted to fit that ugly tone.

    “That’s me, professional Torch wrangler,” Peter said. “I’ll always come if he needs me.”

    “Oh, he’s aware. He’s so sickeningly besotted with you."

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    Following the events of Uncanny Avengers #20, Johnny and Peter go home.

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    05 Jan 2019

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    "Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"

    Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.

    Everything was coming up Parker tonight.

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    Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.

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    05 Jan 2019

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    "Hey, it's you. The mall Santa."

    Peter turned, and the rude reply died on his lips. Johnny Storm was standing on the street behind him, hanging half out of a coffee shop doorway. The tops of his cheeks were pink from the wind, his eyes were too bright. He was wearing a leather jacket and a scarf that even Harry would have called a waste of money was wound tight around his throat.

    Peter's lungs felt a little like they had that one time after he'd swung into a billboard.

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    05 Jan 2019