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    Danny looked at him as if he were crazy, ‘It means he wants to ride the dick Stiles.’ He said slowly, as if talking to the mentally insane.

    ‘Ride the dick, my dick?’ Stiles asked weakly.

    ‘Figuratively speaking of course, Derek looks more like a topper to me. And you, my friend, are a twink of the most twinkiest standards, but I’m not one to judge.’

    ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’ Stiles admitted, finding himself in a weird crouch-like stance that he apparently now adopts when he’s overwhelmed about finding out Derek Hotcakes wants to bone him three ways to Sunday.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    One of Derek's ex-boyfriends is headed to town and Derek's not feeling inferior at all.
    ...yeah that's a total lie. He needs something to make his life look less pathetic and he thinks maybe a boyfriend would do the trick.
    Derek's willing to let the pack help out… but he draws the line at Stiles becoming his fake boyfriend. No way. Not even if Stiles was the last fake boyfriend on Earth.

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    17 Oct 2017

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    Stiles is...endowed.
    Derek...likes it.

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    16 Oct 2017

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    That awkward moment when your fiance comes back from the dead as a space pirate trying to rob you and your sister's ship.

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    15 Oct 2017

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    He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.

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    14 Oct 2017