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    Rey rolled her eyes. “Okay, like ninety-nine point nine percent sure you’re Kylo Ren,” she said.

    “How did you--”

    “The hair, for starters. I mean, you could have picked a better wig.”

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    25 May 2018

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezor with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    23 May 2018

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    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far a—

    Yeah, I know that’s not when it happened, but that’s how you start this kind of—

    I don’t know, do I look like George Lucas?

    No, he made the movie. No, it doesn’t have Kevin Bacon. Not everything has Kevin Bacon!

    Of course it’s still good!

    Fine, you dicks. If you think you know better than one of the greatest stories of the human race:

    A short time ago, in this galaxy...

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    21 May 2018

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    “I don’t think we’ll have any problems with him,” Ego tells Mantis as he tucks her up in bed.

    “I am happy for you,” Mantis says. Her mind is racing. “Will he live here with us?”

    “Of course he will. And then you can finally have a brother. Haven’t you always wanted a brother?”

    Mantis gives a one-shouldered shrug. “Will I be able to leave my room?”

    “We’ll see, Mantis,” Ego says and kisses her forehead. “Good night, Mantis.”

    “Good night, Ego,” Mantis says.

    “I love you, Ego,” Mantis says.

    The lock clicks behind him.

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    21 May 2018

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    Negotiation is Peter’s specialty.

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    20 May 2018