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    When Harry Hart loses his job as a tailor after thirty-four years, he decides to start taking evening classes in cookery or life drawing or something just to waste some newly empty hours.

    Then he accidentally meets history teacher Gary Unwin, and accidentally signs up for his class instead.

    Meanwhile, he's pretty sure he's falling in love via sexts with a man from a dating app whose name he doesn't even know.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    It’s long been instilled in Harry that marriage was not to be taken lightly, and yet here he is, about to be—literally—unceremoniously fake-married to a boy less than half his age, his protégé even, all in the name of Kingsman and country.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    Saved the world—twice? Check.
    Completely awesome princess wife? Check.
    Mentor he may or may not have a small crush on back from the dead? Check.
    Aside from absolutely everything else being a disaster, Eggsy's life is looking pretty good, but good things just never seem to stay checked for long now, do they?
    Obligatory post-Golden Circle fic, where certain characters continue the popular trend of not actually being dead and Eggsy has to confront the fact he fell in love with a lepidopterist and then married royalty.

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    18 May 2018

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    ballerino, Italian
    1. (n) male dancer
    2. (adj) unstable, fickle, fluctuating

    AU: How different would Eggsy's life have turned out if Kingsman gave decent financial support to Lee's family after his death? With no Dean around to squash his interests, gymnastics leads to ballet school and a career as classical ballet's least likely ingenu.

    There's also some kind of drama about famous folk disappearing and something about mass genocide.

    There's also the matter of Harry Hart's gigantic, embarrassing, all-consuming crush. Bit awkward, really.

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    11 May 2018

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    Harry Hart dies in 2015. Twenty-something years later, young Victor Arden pops up wearing Harry's face and knowing things he shouldn't.

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    26 Nov 2017