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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.

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  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    With Carlton Drake’s specter gone, Eddie’s life is finally getting back on track. He’s landed a job, his ex-fiance is speaking to him again and Chad across the hall has been blessedly quiet.

    Sure, there's a man-eating alien sharing his organs who wants take their relationship to the next level, and he could do without the police investigation into their latest meal, but Eddie's gotten pretty good at rolling with the punches.

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    “You misunderstand,” his symbiote says. “Even with perfect symbiosis, the odds of us defeating a superior at Riot’s level were nonexistent. Zero, Eddie. If you’d made us waste energy overriding you, we wouldn’t have, but you let us stay, you helped us learn. When we were weak, you let us heal. No other being would have done that for us. We don’t want to hurt you, not ever, but…” Those huge hands stroke up his sides and Eddie arches impossibly closer, “giving you what you want? What no human has, just by taking control?”

    The symbiote’s face doesn’t change, but Eddie can feel it grinning, low in his gut. “We like that, Eddie. We like it a lot.”

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    14 Dec 2018

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    Orochimaru took a walk and somehow managed to launch himself into space.

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    14 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    To most Death is the next great adventure. To those of the House of Abhorsen it is a familiar and well traveled path and in this world Harry Potter is the Abhorsen-in-Waiting.

    And so, raised by his grandfather, it is a different Harry who begins his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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    Tom and Harry are inevitable in any universe.

    OR: While Dumbledore and Grindelwald play their chess game across Europe, two young wizards form an unlikely friendship.

    [That one where Tom and Harry are born in the same generation.]

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