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    Since the tender age of 9, Jiang Cheng has been convinced there is something growing within his chest.

    He fancies it might be a rose bush, full of thorns that poke his lungs everytime his father praises Wei Wuxian while his mother compares his lacking skills to his adopted brother and his sister dotes on the older boy, first and foremost. Or maybe it's a cactus, one that parches his throat dry with a hacking cough when all his friends favor the cooler Jiang sibling and dismiss his minuscule insecurities. But sometimes he contemplates if it's poison ivy wrapping tightly around his esophagus, causing uncomfortable irritation when his childhood crush, flawless Lan Xichen doesn't notice him the way Jiang Cheng notices everything about the older boy.

    He might not be certain what it is, but all he knows is that he is growing something so magnificent and indescribable.

    And it hurts.

    Yet no one believes him when he mentions the pain, when somedays the basic skill of breathing doesn't come easy. He catches the eye rolls, hears the scoffs, fumes at the blatant teasing, and clams up at the scolding he receives for his "exaggeration".

    Though perhaps his imagination wasn't too far off the mark.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    1)
    Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
    “This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
    Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
    Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”

    Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
    or,
    President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.

    2)
    Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.

    3)
    “Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
    Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.

    “Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”

    “Forever.” Wangji chokes out.

    4)
    “How do I kill someone?” 

    Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.

    Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly.  “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”

    (Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)

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    10 Oct 2020

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    1)
    Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
    “This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
    Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
    Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”

    Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
    or,
    President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.

    2)
    Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.

    3)
    “Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
    Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.

    “Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”

    “Forever.” Wangji chokes out.

    4)
    “How do I kill someone?” 

    Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.

    Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly.  “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”

    (Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)

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    10 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Shen Yuan has a problem.

    Well, maybe “problem” isn’t the correct term. Habit, perhaps? Bad habit?

    Once again, Friday is drawing to a close, and Shen Yuan, like clockwork, stares at his laptop. Onscreen, a timer starts its usual sixty second countdown, and his breath stutters in his throat.

    It’s almost time—time for Bingbing's stream.

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    06 Oct 2020

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    Lan Zhan had never expected to marry.

    So of course, fate would have it that he was wed to Wei Ying's beloved shidi, just as they had become close, somewhere between friends and companions.

    aka Canon Divergent AU where coreless!JC marries LWJ, complicated feelings ensue. Eventual zhanchengxian.

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    30 Sep 2020

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