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    A series of imagined scenes of what ifs in the universe of Kingsman:The Secret Service. Mostly are results of me pestering iffy_Kanoknit to envision scenes for me if the Hartwin encounter people from other universe I'm shipping.

    This is not to guarantee that each story is in the same universe or anyway follow any kind of timeline. We take HUGE liberty with the plots (well, it crossover fanfiction, so) so I won't apologize for any holes. Well, it's not my place anyway, since iffy creates, I translate. But please do shoot if you see anything worth commenting from grammatical error to undeniable plotholes.

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    A series of Firtherton drabbles capturing the small moments that might or might have happened.
    Written by iffy_Kanoknit who so kindly sent her work to me as we swoon over these two adorable fellows. She creates, I translate.

    Feel free to throw plot bunnies and ideas this way. I will present it to her and cajole a production as best I can.

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    Over winter at Kaer Morhen with Ciri, Geralt realizes that he loves Jaskier, and has for years. Everyone at the keep decides the only logical thing that can happen is that Geralt court and wed Jaskier. But Geralt wants to do it properly. So the strongest, most fearsome warriors in all the land, research how to woo a minor noble and send Geralt back into the world with elaborate lists and a game plan.

    And it all is going great. Courting turns out to be a lot easier than he expected. He and Jaskier will be married well before the return to Kaer Morhen for the winter!

    Jaskier is thrilled to have his best friend back, and be off adventuring again. Geralt is behaving a bit oddly, but well, people get weird sometimes.

    A fic where Jaskier is the romantically clueless one. Just because he sings about love, doesn't mean he'll see it - even when it is Witcher sized and holding flowers right in his face.

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    20 Oct 2020

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    Fuck this is cute. Hilarious rom-com god-tier

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    16 Oct 2020

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    Arranged marriage but sexy, cute, and unrepentant. What more do you need

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    12 Oct 2020

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    Drogon Jaskier is superb here

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    06 Oct 2020

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    Damn baby this is beautiful

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    In the Big Rotten Apple, all the whiskey is cheap, all the stories are sad, and all the dark streets are slicked with rain. Alec Lightwood is a young, honest private detective who becomes steadily embroiled in the seedy underbelly of New York - and a dangerous cat-and-mouse game with a faceless criminal mastermind.

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    12 Sep 2020