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    Dudley Dursley is leading a perfectly normal life, his contact with his odd cousin limited to Christmas cards and peculiar memories.

    Until his daughter sneezes and sets the curtains on fire.

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    28 Mar 2018

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    Just wonderful.

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    Dex doesn't mean for it to keep happening. He'd like to blame it on being out of practice, or being emotional, but honestly--he thinks Nursey's just that good.

    (Or: five times Dex comes before he means to, and one time he gets Nursey back.)

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    29 Dec 2017

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    Ten years after Samwell, Eric Bittle runs into Jack Zimmermann in a sports bar in Boston and rediscovers the most important relationship of his life.

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    16 Jun 2017

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    In the immortal words of Beyoncé, goddamn goddamn GODDAMN.

    Aspirational writing and storytelling for sure.

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    Bitty sighs. “So now everyone in the Haus thinks I’ve started a long-distance relationship with someone from California named Colton who I met through Twitter…”
    “Colton?”
    “I know, Jack. I was panicking!”
    Jack has to bite his lip to keep from laughing. “Okay. Colton.”
     

     
    Or, the one in which Mashkov says the line, “Soon you get head here, too,” and it’s not a sex joke. Enjoy.

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    19 Mar 2017

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    “If pucks could talk I bet they’d just be constantly screaming,” Kent muses through a mouthful of chips. “Like, shit, what a life, always getting banged around like that.”

    Everyone laughs, but Jack shakes his head. “They love it,” he says quietly.

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    09 Oct 2016