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  1. Summary

    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Splickedylit's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Splickedy for letting us play with her AU! Her tumblr post linking to her fic is the third down here, Raza It.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    "I wanted the ideal animal to hunt," explained the general. "So I said, 'What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, 'It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason."'

    "But no animal can reason," objected Rainsford.

    "My dear fellow," said the general, "there is one that can."

    OR: Dirk hides. Jake seeks.

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    10 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    “You know,” Zabuza gets out on a laugh, “I didn’t think you had it in you.”

    Kakashi shoves his knee up higher, slams into him so hard it makes Zabuza gasp. “I'm not the one with it in me,” he says mildly.

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    02 Jun 2018

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    Fate has always had a love-hate relationship with the members of Team 7, and Sai is just now realizing that's he's most definitely not exempt.

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    22 May 2018

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    While attending the Academy, Sakura's field experience assignment with the Konohagakure Intelligence Division ends up being more valuable than she'd ever guess.

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    18 May 2018

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    Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.

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    11 May 2018

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