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  1. Summary

    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.

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  2. Summary

    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  4. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    It is said a fenghuang only stays when a ruler's heart is free of darkness and corruption.

    In another world, Zuko leaves.

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    21 Aug 2019

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    "You said you were the Avatar!"

    "...I lied?"

    Aang doesn't get rescued from Zuko's ship, and no one's seen him go glowy yet... so he starts bluffing. Hard. Or: "The Avatar joins Zuko's quest to find the Avatar." In which Zuko doesn't join the Gaang, the Gaang joins Zuko.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    Oleander, snakeroot, belladonna, white jade; it’s the poison in his teapot and the cyanide on his plate. Zuko learns his killers by name.

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    10 Aug 2019

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    “They say you tried to kill the Firelord,” Hakoda says. "Why?"

    Zuko doesn’t know how to answer. Because I hate him. Because I love him. Because he wants to see the world burn. Because he knotted one hand in my hair and cupped flames against my face with the other.

    Because my mother is dead.

    Because my uncle is dead.

    Instead, he shrugs tiredly and says: “Someone has to.”

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    09 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    The abridged version of how Katara and Sokka find the Avatar, and accidentally make the one-hundred year war worse.

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    07 Aug 2019