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    Various unconnected fics with the premise that Rich and other characters from After the Storm live in Deluxe, usually as techies working in KaneCo Tower.

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    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    The events of Sol 18 will be analyzed by NASA, the media, and, eventually, by a congressional hearing.

    This is what everyone can acknowledge to be true--during the trek to the MAV, the communications satellite is ripped from its moorings and careens through the air, knocking both Commander Melissa Lewis and Astronaut Mark Watney off their feet and into the air.

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    17 May 2022

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    Name: Mark Watney
    Occupation: Space Pirate
    Residence: Base of Operations: Mars
    Duration of Residence: November 5, 2035-September 30, 2039

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    for gusface's prompt: I want to know what the fuck Sean Bean's character was doing at a golf course with kids. IS HE NOW A GOLF INSTRUCTOR? If you've read the book and there's an actual answer to this question you are forbidden from using that answer, you have to make up a dumb story instead. Bonus points for having the Fail Team Six come and take lessons from him and give him a hard time.

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    "Oh, hey, Vogel, you've got a telemetry update, and Commander, there's a space weather advisory for the crew."

    "What does it say?" Lewis asked, coming to stand behind Johanssen.

    "Hmm... we're going to be passing through the tail end of a comet debris field starting this afternoon, so there will be a slightly increased chance of micrometeoroid impacts."

    Slightly increased? Yeah, it’s Ares III. Our luck is just not that good.

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    When the producers of The Watney Report had contacted her about doing a final wrap-up show on the one-year anniversary of the Ares 3 mission's return, Annie'd nearly thrown herself off a bridge. She'd thought she was done with this shit.

    [Or, seven times they lied to the press.]

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