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  1. Summary

    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  4. Summary

    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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  5. Summary

    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    How the Day of Story and Song changed the Seven Birds.

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    07 Apr 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    After "the end" comes the autumn, with long nights and red leaves and the start of a new story.

    This story is about a young boy and his elegant, kindly grandfather. It is about a boy who never knew his father, and whose mother passed away in an unfortunate blaze started by festival fireworks.

    It is a story the boy tells himself, and that the villagers tell each other, and that they all tell the boy's grandfather.

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    17 Mar 2019

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    Kakashi had heard people complain about 'routine', calling it humdrum and boring. For Kakashi, routine meant that nobody was actively trying to kill him and there were no missions that day. Routine was good.

    An implausible green and orange streak vaulted over the iron fence and darted off a cherry tree, causing a dramatic shower of petals around him as he hit the ground. Gai, showing up for his regular challenge. Yup, still routine...Until Gai told him what he was challenging Kakashi at this time.

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    14 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    One day before the Succession, Julie has a lesson with her dad.
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    Two days before the Succession, Mike calls his best friend.
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    Three days before the Succession, the chop shop gets a client.

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    06 Mar 2019

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    The scarred ninja sighed. "You couldn't have brought them by earlier?"

    "No," Asuma-sensei said, and he was still smiling, "I wanted them to get the full Umino experience."

    Ino shot a look to her left: Shikamaru's eyes were open wider than their usual droop. What the hell was the Umino experience, those eyes seemed to say.

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    01 Mar 2019