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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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    Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.

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    Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session, one two three one teams.

    One more chance to win.

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  5. Summary

    Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Oliver gets caught in the middle of Aral and Cordelia's culture clash

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    05 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    I did not steal your son from you, Cordelia, Piotr thinks, He was born to this.

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    05 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    What sort of gift do you give someone for Winterfair after nearly having them killed? Sorry I almost had you executed, have a fruitcake?

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    05 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Gregor never does anything for only one reason.

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    01 Mar 2024

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    Shen Yuan, a beleaguered former fuerdai, is doing his best to help pay off his family’s debts after their father’s fall from grace.

    Until he finds himself pulled into the most generic, dog blood danmei scenario imaginable, instigated by a beautiful and wealthy stranger with a chip on his shoulder. Somebody who won't even tell Shen Yuan his name.

    Seeing little other choice, Shen Yuan decides to go with the flow. But things are not nearly as straightforward as they appear on the surface.

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    01 Mar 2024