roachpatrol
Fandoms
- Homestuck (68)
- Motorcity (Cartoon) (13)
- Doctor Who (2005) (4)
- Doctor Who (1963) (4)
- Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk (1)
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Contents Under Pressure by LaughingStones, roachpatrol
Fandoms: Motorcity (Cartoon), After the Storm - Hannah Birchwood & Key Dyson & Raymond Roach
29 Feb 2020
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Rich has been living in this body for three months now, and he hates it. The people around him like it plenty, which isn't so great when they're gross old men. When Julie Kane and her two newest directors show up, though, Rich encounters allies in unexpected quarters and the possibility of escape from the nightmare he's been living. Of course, that’s before the aphrodisiac spell backfires...
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- Part 6 of Rich Merrill, Deluxe edition
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Dutch opens Mike’s comm line on the way back, says, “Look, no one thinks you’re useless, okay? I don’t know where you got that from, but it’s totally not true. I mean, we’re all worried about you right now, but we just— we want you to get better— look, nobody would be in top form having nightmares all the time, okay? That’s nothin’ about you.” God, why can’t he find the right words? He means everything he’s saying, but even to him it doesn’t sound persuasive.
“Sure,” Mike says, low and defeated. “Nothing about me that I can’t keep it together for the simplest things anymore,” and he closes the line.
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“Oh my god,” Julie says again, and paces in a little circle. Then she paces in a bigger circle, trips over a wrench, falls over, and lies on the floor in total defeat. It’s been an hour since she and Chuck got their brains or minds or souls or whatever put in each other’s bodies by a crazy old machine in some buried ruins and things haven’t improved from the initial, disastrous explosion.
“Maybe we should have lunch,” Mike suggests. “And like, think about this.”
“I am really tired of thinking about this already,” Chuck says grimly.
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Chuck grabs a big fistful of Mike’s hair, yanking his head back and away from Chuck's coils, and Mike can only hope his choked-off whine sounds more pained than— anything else, because he’s suddenly thinking about way too many anything elses.
“Stop moving,” Chuck hisses in Mike's ear, low enough to be inaudible under the noise of the Terras. -
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“I’m on errantry,” Mike says finally. “Sir Smiling Dragon, of His Majesty the Lord Vanquisher’s realm, the kingdom of Raymanthia, let me UP.”
“Mmm, no.” The girl runs an insultingly lazy claw up his breastplate, slitting the metal like it’s paper. “It’s been a long time since a mortal king sent us such a sweet gift, little dragon, I think we’ll take our time unwrapping you.”
Recent series
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Rich Merrill, Deluxe edition by BirchBow (chaoticTenebrism), LaughingStones, roachpatrol
Fandom: After the Storm - Hannah Birchwood & Key Dyson & Raymond Roach, Motorcity, Motorcity (Cartoon)
22 Sep 2020
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Various unconnected fics with the premise that Rich and other characters from After the Storm live in Deluxe, usually as techies working in KaneCo Tower.
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Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.
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˃Connect by biichama (biichan), biichan, inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Fandom: Homestuck
13 Apr 2016
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Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session,
onetwothreeone teams.One more chance to win.
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Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.
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I commanded [fire], like an arm or a leg or a finger. The fire became a part of me. My father would search the archives later and discover that I was the youngest firebender ever who hadn't also turned out to be the Avatar. And my father swept me up into an embrace and said, My Azula, in a voice of so much pride, so much pride.
It was as if I possessed the whole world.
Series
- Part 15 of Ten Thousand Things
Bookmarked by roachpatrol
23 Sep 2020
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Iroh is tired when he heads to his quarters to write a letter to the rest of his family in the Fire Nation. So tired, in fact, that he accidentally implies in it that the knife is meant for his niece and the doll for his nephew. Azula and Ursa don’t notice the mistake.
Zuko, however, does.
Bookmarked by roachpatrol
18 Sep 2020
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Azula is fifteen. She is not Ozai, and luckily for her Zuko is not Iroh.
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18 Sep 2020
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A Mild Sort of Resurrection by sigaloenta
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Sep 2020
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In all the extensive special briefings and all-hands bulletins and strict sets of orders preparatory to the Emperor Divine's inspection tour of the Avernus, no one had considered that God might desire to fetch Himself a coffee.
Bookmarked by roachpatrol
18 Sep 2020
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"How old is this place?" she asked, turning in a circle to see it in 360. Nicky put a hand on her shoulder to point her between the pews, towards the altar.
"Not as old as you think," he said. "They’ve added a lot of things, over the years. Everything you see-" He gestured at the intricate carving on the walls, the side chapels. "All younger than me, you know."
Bookmarked by roachpatrol
17 Sep 2020