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    "Found you!" Lance says, vaulting over the back of the couch. He lands with a soft thump that bounces Keith up in his seat. "Hey, I've got a question for you. You don't have to answer it, but, uh, have you met your soulmate?"

    "No," says Keith, "I haven't."

     

     

    I shouldn't.

     

     

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    update: there's art now!!!!! ahhhhhhh

    edit: since there seems to be a need of this--PLEASE NOTE THE 'NOT REALLY CHARACTER DEATH' TAG. NO ONE STAYS DEAD, FRIENDS.

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    22 Oct 2018

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    "You're really into him," Hunk mutters, and wow, Lance's face is on fire. Hunk is killing him.

    "Look, read into how you like, Freud, just make sure that if I die Keith knows I totally would've mowed his ass like grass. That way, I can laugh hysterically at his emotionally-constipated expression from the afterlife."

    Or: Lance is badly injured and has a few skeletons in his closet. Or maybe just the one.

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    30 Jul 2018

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    “Let’s do it again,” Keith says breathlessly. “Here and on every planet we come across. Let’s get married on every planet we can.”
     
    “Are you joking?” Lance asks, incredulous. “You really want to get married to me on every planet we land on?”
     
    “Yes,” Keith says, voice high pitched and shaky with residual adrenaline. “Yes. Every planet. If it feels like this every time, let’s get married ten, twenty, a hundred times.”

    “Let’s break records. I want the universe to see us and be jealous.”

    Or: Five times Keith and Lance get married, and one time they don't.

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    30 Jul 2018

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    “Who are you?” Keith demanded, excitedly putting his free hand to his cheek. “What’s your name?”

    “Eat the cracker, Keith.”

    “Did god send you? Are you an angel?” Keith didn’t look very frightened as this concept of being dead worked its way out of him. Lance ran a hand through his own hair, smiling wryly.

    “Please, eat the cracker, Keith.”

    “What’s your name?” Keith’s voice cracked, desperately, excitedly. “Please. Who are you?”

    “My name is Lance,” Lance paused, nerves sitting uncomfortably in the bottom of his stomach– deep, in the part he never searched. He licked his lips and ran a hand through his unwashed hair. “I’m, um, I’m your fiancé.”

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    04 Mar 2017

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    "To the toddler who left coffee stains all over the ancient myth books – have you ever heard of these fantastic things called lids? You can put them on all sorts of things; cups, Tupperware, a coffin. Which is exactly what I’ll be shutting you in if you desecrate my thesis paper’s primary sources again."

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    12 Feb 2017