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    Harry Potter is stolen by Anthony J Crowley at the age of nine. These are the stories of how Harry James Potter fares with a demon and angel for uncles.

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    Aposematism in animals is designed to prevent attack. It doesn't always work, sometimes it's ineffective against some predators, sometimes it isn't. As a primary defence mechanism, Newt is a colourful individual with his blue coat and golden hair. His secondary defences aren't visible however and often are what surprise his opponents the most. Bright creatures tend to be very toxic to predators, but mammals like honey badgers are aggressively defensive. Newt is a Hufflepuff and the emblem of his house suits him well. Signalling theory tells you that Newt warns off predators and opponents with his colours, but when they don't take heed he'll show his claws and fight tooth-and-nail. It's what survivors do.

    And Newt Scamander is definitely a survivor.

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi is a twin. He and his sister, Adara, were given to the Temple at their birth. Raised together, with a bond forged by the Force that no Jedi dares to mess with, these two must walk a long and arduous path. Faced with challenges and opposition from unexpected fronts, can they do what they must? Together they endure, but will they always be together?

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    There was another boy there at the base of the balcony outside of Meng Shi's window, where Meng Yao liked to sit: a boy few years older than him, taller, in finely made clothing that would normally make Meng Yao itch all over in futile envy, but the other boy’s eyes were white around the edges in a way that was immediately, painfully familiar.

    “Someone’s chasing you?” Meng Yao asked, and the boy’s eyes widened even further, surprised, but he nodded in confirmation. “There’s a trellis around the left side – can you climb up? I'll hide you.”

    "Thanks," the boy said, later, once the man he called Wen Ruohan had left. "My name is Nie Mingjue. What's yours?"

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    30 Sep 2020

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    Jaskier rescues Geralt from a villain who commits the ultimate sin: he cuts Geralt's hair.

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    29 Mar 2020

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    Oh I'm cackling. RIP to that mayor but he got it coming.

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    Centuries ago, Aziraphale and Crowley made an explicit agreement not to act on their love for each other because it was too dangerous. The most important rule specified that they were not allowed to touch each other. Post-Armagedddon’t, they begin to explore how to be openly in love by falling into in an increasingly steamy and emotional competition to tempt each other into being the first one to break the rules.

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    11 Nov 2019

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    IT'S SOFT AND SMUTTY AND TOUCHSTARVED AND I'M DEAD

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    “In Heaven,” Aziraphale said, as quickly as possible. “That’s not how forced molts work. Anyway! I was very busy, didn’t have time, it didn’t seem like a problem.”

    “What do you mean,” Crowley said slowly, clearly not letting this go. (He was a demon, he didn’t let anything go.) “That’s not how forced molts work in Heaven. How else do forced molts work?”

    Aziraphale took a long sip of champagne. It did not help his suddenly dry mouth. Crowley was still staring at him. He sighed and sat up a little straighter.

    “They don’t waste miracles on molts,” he said, like he was reciting something Gabriel had said. (He was.) “If you need help with a molt, they do it the old fashioned way.”

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    09 Oct 2019

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    This is so fucking good and soft and loving. Just omg.

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    No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave Heaven purposefully, it's another to find that Heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.

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    01 Aug 2019

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