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    i dont think ANY of the NXX Investigation Team boys are smooth when it comes to sex and/or being horny. im on a mission here, now, to write comedy smut that illustrates my point.

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    Oberon "Ronnie" Webb moves to Pelican Town, falls in love, and does a whole bunch of other things.

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    some ficlets from my tumblr shoved here for organizational purposes

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    mckinzie lee pastelmogar and bird actualbird reptilianraven make wild aus over discord and sometimes we compile and post them

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    AKA The unrealistically optimistic 'what if' scenario set after a 3b where nobody dies or comes back to life which somehow results in food coincidentally being made to commemorate relationship milestones.

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  1. Rec 2

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    A bodyguard for hire, just for a week. Whoever Marius ends up employing will be living, eating, traveling, and sleeping with him, essentially putting their life on hold to become a 24/7 loyal guard dog. The most enticing thing—if the person he employs doesn't end up being attracted to him, that is, but let's be honest they will be—is the pay: 120k Stellin for every day that they succeed in keeping him alive.

    "You can't be serious," Luke deadpans, crossing his arms.

    "Oh but I am." Marius winks. "Now are you applying or not."

    "Definitely not."

    SPOILER: Luke applies.

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    24 Nov 2022

  2. Rec 5

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    “Why are you mad?” Luke asks.

    “Who says I’m mad?” Marius asks back. Because really, how could Luke think that Marius is mad? He’s treating Luke with all the pampering he deserves just like a proper lover should, lavishing him with attention and pleasure and praise.

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    20 Nov 2022

  3. Rec 3

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    “This is a little out of nowhere, but...I’ve been working on a really important case, one that also—” she lowers her voice— “might be related to the NXX, we aren’t sure yet, and there’s a little girl involved who doesn’t have any family so she’s a ward of the court now, and while we’re working on her case we need her to be protected, and I was wondering if you’d be able to help me by looking after her for a little bit?” she gets out all at once.

    Luke looks at her blankly, and then waves his hands around. “Wait, wait, wait, what? What are you talking about? Start over.”

    Calloway starts over.

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    Marius and Luke are tasked with taking care of an 8-year-old girl. This should be good.
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    21 Nov 2022

  4. Rec 14

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    “I’m just going to say this now, you really went overboard this time.”

    Luke groans, wincing and subconsciously pressing himself closer to Marius’ side. ’Subconsciously’, because Marius doubts that Luke would ever do this if he didn’t have a heavy dosage of aphrodisiac running through his system.

    —OR—

    Luke drinks a cup of aphrodisiac meant for Marius in an effort to save him, and Marius helps him flush it out of his system.

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    16 Nov 2022

  5. Rec 5

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    “Why am I on top? I’m bigger than you,” Marius says from his place on Luke’s lap, his voice a solid deadpan from where he’s straddling him.

    “We’re already in this position, you should really stop talking before we get caught.”

    “If I have to stay here,” Marius slides his eyes to the side in irritation. “Then I’d rather we just get caught.”

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    They get locked in a room where the goons stationed outside think that they’re fucking when they’re not. And then they do.

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    07 Nov 2022

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