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Dearest Derek,
Welcome to your 21st year! As per the wonderful tradition of the house of Hale, you will be attending some of the best places to be single that Beacon Hills has to offer today. First, it’s to the Coffee Shop on Main where you will get two lemon zest chocolate chip muffins. Listen to me very carefully, I’m going to ease you into the way this works. Buy two muffins, but you’re only going to eat one. Find someone cute to give the second one to…
The letter went on, but Derek was staring at it in horror, unable to process how terrible that sounded in just the first paragraph. Today was going to suck.
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Or: Derek's grandmother relishes setting her single grandchildren up on Valentine's Day. Only, less 'setting up' and more 'forcing them to run a singles-only scavenger hunt where the prize is love or at least sex'.
Derek never wins. Derek never WANTS TO win.
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Derek loves his sisters, so when Allison expresses the need to visit her family home in Beacon Hills years after the death of her parents, Derek agrees. It's the perfect setting for him to work on the storyboard for Lycaon Production's newest horror movie. It also happens to be the hometown of one of the most popular horror movie vloggers.
Stiles' Horror Picture Blog just might be the inspiration he needs to put Lycaon back on the big screen. He doesn't expect Stiles himself to become his inspiration.
And he certainly doesn't expect Stiles' antagonistic treatment of him in return, even if he understands how it happened. Derek has never been very good at people, and he has no idea how to make it right when everything he tries just makes Stiles' opinion of him worse.
A Pride and Prejudice / Lizzie Bennet Diaries fusion fic from the Darcy character's POV.
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Let it snow! Let it snow! (but please let it stop eventually) by relenafanel
Teen Wolf (TV)
2 Jan 2014
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Stiles grew up with his bedroom window overlooking Derek's bedroom, so when he returns home for the holidays he's surprised to find a stranger in his nerdy neighbour's bedroom.
Only, he's not much of a stranger.
It is Derek Hale, the guy who is going to be his new step brother, if the rumours are true.
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Stiles falls through the floor in the Hale house and wakes up in Beacon Hills, 2005. The first time he stops Kate from interacting with Derek it's (more or less) an accident.
Every subsequent time isn't.
Derek has no idea who Stiles is, and Stiles would like to keep it that way... only, he's not exactly inconspicuous while following Derek around, now is he?
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Derek didn’t expect his phone to come out of the side pocket of his old duffle bag, the one he dragged across country with him from New York for what was supposed to be a quick stop in Beacon Hills to find out why Laura had stopped checking in with him. He thought that eventually he’d allow the battery to drain and he’d buy a new phone with a new number instead of facing the long list of contacts who were either gone or best left behind.
And that was exactly what happened.
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New York City - the setting of many modern romances, and where Derek Hale (Godly Jogger, sleepwalker, landscape architect, grumpmeister) and Stiles Stilinski (Stalker Jogger, PR guru, awesome person, coffee aficionado) meet, fall in love and into each other's beds, and start dating. Not necessarily in that order.
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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
Derek is the fool who replies.Bookmarked by relenafanel
1 Mar 2014
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Stiles has simple goals in life. To successfully complete his secret radar project without getting fired, to get a cottage on the Moon, and to untangle his mess of feelings for Moon Station 3 deputy, Derek Hale. Heck, he'll even settle for two of the three.
Bookmarked by relenafanel
19 Feb 2013
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Derek is the moon princess and Stiles is the earthling he loves. Kinda.
Really great space AU where Stiles is an engineer who just wants to work on the moon, partially because everyone he loves is up there already. Derek is the Sheriff's second in command and also a pilot. They pine and miscommunicate. It's beautiful.
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Derek Hale and his Specialized Combat Agents Unit are assigned to B-CON Base, a research facility in the heart of the lone human settlement on planet Cali. Normally, such an isolated place would not warrant the presence of Specs - the Infection is raging across the known galaxy, after all, and zombies don’t kill themselves (unless there are no tastier alternatives at hand) - but Derek is on a private hunt for his sister. He soon discovers that the rest of his team have ties to the place as well.
It’s all just coincidence, of course. (No matter what Stiles bleats on about those.)
Also, zombies.
Bookmarked by relenafanel
9 Feb 2013
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I CAN'T FUNCTION WITH HOW AMAZING THIS IS.
not!Zombie space AU that cohesively weaves canon Teen Wolf seamlessly into a completely different story.
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“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”
The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.
Bookmarked by relenafanel
26 Oct 2012
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BAMF!Stiles holding his own in a hostage situation. Written by the wonderful Etharei (of XMFC A Curious Carriage of Crystal and Cold) and has the best outsider-looking-in mythos of Beacon Hills pack ever.
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So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.
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- Part 1 of The Noble Tie That Binds
Bookmarked by relenafanel
12 Oct 2012
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college AU with pranks and sex and wooing. Everything I've ever wanted in a college AU.