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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    When Sherlock tells John that his parents think they're a couple, John has a better idea than pretend to be together, much to Sherlock's delight.

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    “Sherlock,” John stops him. “I don’t want to act like a family. I want, during those four days, to truly become a family.” He takes a step forward, heart pounding. “So I am not going to play along and let your parents see what they want to see. Instead, I am going to show you, during those four days, just how brilliant we could be, together.”
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    30 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    Bilbo Baggins wears a little Red Riding Hood on the journey to Erebor and the dwarves cannot help but compare him to the Little Red that they had heard of in the stories of men, but perhaps their stories aren't quite right and the hood symbolizes something else entirely.

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    21 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Sherlock and Fem!John have sex in an alley.

    This story is too short to need any more of a summary.

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    16 Dec 2018

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  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    “You, Doctor Watson, were in a coma,” Lestrade turned fully towards him, eyebrows furrowed, and his mouth pressed into a hard line. “The building exploded. Brave, that. Being inside a building with Moriarty and staying there when he blew it up.”

    John inhaled deeply through his nose, closing his eyes again for just a second. Thought seemed impossible, exhausted as he was. “Shrlok?”

    “He’s fine,” Lestrade took a sip of his drink and sighed. “Bloody brilliant detecting consultant as he is, he didn’t have the common sense to get out of the building either. When we found you, you were sort of…sitting over him. Like you’d covered him with your body. You actually got most of the damage.” He sat down in the chair next to the bed, sighing again. This time, it was like all the air was escaping him. “You nearly died a couple of times, according to the doctors.”

    “Mgh.”

    “Seriously,” Lestrade pinned him with a look. “You, John Watson, nearly died. Your heart stopped a couple of times while in surgery.”

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    22 Aug 2018

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  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Written for the prompt, "Bagginshield trying to out do one another with kindness and or gifts? Like these dorks just want to do something nice for one another but it turns into a competition."

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    30 Jul 2018