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    Written for this kinkmeme prompt: "Crack or serious if you can do it (just don't make it shippy please): swordfight between Mycroft with his umbrella and John with his cane.”

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    15 Jul 2018

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    “Seriously? You? You're going to be a stripper?” John tried to keep the amused incredulity off his face. Judging by the disgruntled look Sherlock gave him, he was not entirely successful in this endeavor.

    “I can dance, John.” Sherlock’s lower lip threatened to edge out into a full-fledged pout.

    “Yeah, okay, but.......” John trailed off. Sure, he had seen Sherlock dance on rare occasions, but a waltz was a far cry from a strip tease, and his possibly asexual (virginal?) flatmate, was proposing to do just that. “.....where will you hide your handcuffs?”

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    14 Jul 2018

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    Anything Sherlock wants. All night. No strings attached.

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    14 Jul 2018

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    “And once again, you think you know what’s best for me.”

    John rises from the chair, the anger and frustration and hurt overwhelming him, bursting out of every pore, and he doesn’t even know for sure that it’s Sherlock he’s angry at, really, but the only reason he tied himself to Mary in the first place is because the person he really loved left him behind, and the woman he married once sat in the shadows above a darkened swimming pool and aimed a sniper rifle at his heart and later shot his best friend in cold blood and cuckolded him and just gave birth to a child that wasn’t his and right now he just can’t do this, he just fucking can’t do this anymore.

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    John has to somehow rebuild his life in the wake of Mary's betrayal and Sherlock's deceptions.

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    14 Jul 2018

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    Sherlock was the only person whose loss had ever brought Captain John Watson to his knees.

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    27 Mar 2018