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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Aziraphale and Crowley "settle" a dispute. Kind of.

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    18 Jan 2020

  2. Rec 29

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    So, another crack!fic of comedy porn was demanded for the “Throat-Spackling Twunts and Other Nonsense” collection (& discord server), On one of the NSFW Good Omens facebook groups, a post was shared which went:

    “Do ya pu$$y ever randomly get wet and you’re just like ???? what is it girl??? What do you see???”

    The comment was “I saw this and it made me think about if Aziraphale decided to have a vulva but didn’t really think too much about how they work and he just gets wet when he sees Crowley and either (a) freaks the fuck out or (b) asks Crowley what the deal is and Crowley chokes on air, and now I’m just giggling like a nut.”

    So I was dared to write a crack version.
    This is absolutely not meant to be taken seriously. Somehow the “Not on the plants, dear, we’re British” fic led to this nonsense. I’m not even sorry any more, I’m going to hell anyway. See you filthy buggers down there. *Raises glass*.

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    17 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    After Aziraphale's fall, Crowley decides to show him the ropes. Crowley is a God awful teacher.

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    14 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    After Aziraphale's fall, Crowley decides to show him the ropes. Crowley is a God awful teacher.

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    14 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Aziraphale was supposed to bless a home, he binds a demon to him instead. The church is not going to like this.

    Aziraphale couldn’t move, couldn’t argue, it was like his body was in a trance. The demon brought the cut flesh to his mouth, wrapping his tongue around the spilled blood. “Now, you’re mine, Aziraphale.”

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    13 Jan 2020

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