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  1. Summary

    How many ways can you kill your asshole father? Let's find out.

    How many ways can you kill your significant other's and friend's asshole father? We'll figure that out too.

    How many ways can you, the asshole father, be killed? I'm having a lot of fun with this. I hope you rot, Reginald Hargreeves.

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    “I’m sorry, but I’m not letting you go. I quite like being in my own body.” Todoroki's next breath comes out icy cold, and Katsuki leans as far back as their joint hands will allow.

    “Are you fucking hearing yourself?” he sputters, feeling heat crawl up his neck to his ears.

    (or: bakugou and todoroki get hit by a body swap quirk, and physical contact seems to be the only answer to their predicament)

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    08 Jun 2019

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    TOby doesn't know what Dial's deal is. Slowly, he finds out.
    Or: A collection of conversations over the Endless Deep.

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    31 May 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    It must be fate when Dave puts his hand on Klaus’ cheek right as Klaus starts to ache for his kiss.

    Kiss me.

    His touch makes Klaus stand up straighter and edge closer to him.

    “You’re beautiful, you know?” Dave says, and even with all that they’ve been drinking, Klaus knows it isn’t that what’s talking.

    “Kiss me,” Klaus actually says it. He can’t take it back, and he doesn’t want to when Dave is looking at him like that.

    Dave’s breath ghosts over his lips and Klaus keeps repeating it in his head like a prayer.

    Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me.

    Or he might have said it, he’s not sure when he’s so caught up in the feeling of Dave so close to him.

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    18 May 2019

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    Klaus is found passed out by a confused Patch and Beaman. When Diego comes to get him, refusing to divulge who the unconcious man was, things get weird.
    At least the first time.
    The second time, it was a different person.
    And then the third.
    Then the fourth.

    Until finally, explanations are demanded.
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    |#2|

    Beaman nodded, Diego appearing just as Patch left. He had the scrawny man slung over his shoulder, and a grin on his face.
    "Wait. I need to know his name and relation," Beaman said.
    Diego stopped, hesitating.
    ________
    |#7|

    "It's Vanya," she said, distractedly. "I'm sorry. Do you have a phone I could borrow?"
    Whoever she called picked up quickly, and she mumbled a few quiet words.

    "What is your relation?"
    "He's my brother."
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    |#1|

    "Hello," greeted Beaman, clearly intimidated.
    "I've come to collect my brother Klaus."
    "Sorry, who are you?"

    A gigantic hand was held out.
    "The name's Luther."
    ________
    |#3|

    "Hello. I'm here for my brother Klaus."
    "Name?" Asked Patch warily.
    "Allison Hargreeves."
    "...The movie star?"

    Explanations were long overdue.

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    12 May 2019

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    Through a combination of superpowers, time traveling briefcases, and pure luck, Klaus brings Dave back to his time.

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    09 May 2019

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