1 Work by reaperlight in Deadpool - All Media Types

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    Greetings dear readers. I, Deadpool will be taking over the summary because the author sucks at them.
    ++That’s such a cliché.++
    Quiet Yellow. Okay, let’s do this. A science nerd, an aspiring writer, and yours truly...
    ++Yawn++
    Alright, fine! A costumed hero, a killer, and a mercenary…
    ++Wait, aren’t those last two practically the same thing?++
    Nah… The difference is that Eddie does it for free. I get paid… sometimes. Not nearly as much as I should. Anyway I make new friends and Petey Pie reconnects with old ones. There’s action, drama, microwave burritos, and copious amounts of green slime in the shower again… Dammit Eddie!
    ++What about two assholes and the purest cinnamon roll…?++
    Why did you leave out Petey?
    ++Uh he’s the cinnamon roll, clearly.++
    I thought that was the tentacle cuddle monster?
    ++Whatever. Does this even have a plot?++
    I think we stumbled upon one completely by accident, turning what was meant to be a stupid one-shot into a multi-chapter fic. See how it’s labeled College AU and Mercenaries?
    ++Well, duh. I’m a mercenary. So let’s do some mercenary-ing!++
    Uh.. we’ll get back to you on that. But now… to the story!

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