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    It's the morning of their honeymoon, and the absolute last thing either of them were expecting was Loki's wedding gift. Steve is turned small, Tony is turned truthful, and everything is fluff and smut and rainbows.

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    Hoodie-guy stops in front of Steve just as he snaps, “FINE, I want to bang Tony Stark like a screen door in a hurricane, could we drop it now?”

    “UM,” Sam says, loud enough that they both turn to look at him. He’s wide-eyed as he jerks his head meaningfully, gestures getting looser and more pointed as they continue not to get it.

    Steve stares at him. This is why Sam is never picked for a partner when they all play Charades.

    There’s a tap on his shoulder, and Steve turns to see Hoodie-guy smiling. Steve opens his mouth to say do you need something when he realizes why the man’s face is so familiar.

    “Hi,” says Tony Stark.

    Steve blurts the first thing he thinks. “Fuck.”

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    "Okay- so this is the first option- I've got to go to this huge family meal in a few weeks, and so I'm looking for a shirt that just screams 'I am the family disappointment', you know? Does the bright pink work, do you think?"

    Steve shrugged. "Uhh, well, I'd say pink probably would? It's hard to say, I mean, I'm colour-blind, maybe you need Natasha's input. Hell, Clint's always good with 'family disappointment' fashion, shall I grab him-"

    "Wait," Tony cut him off, face completely blank and shirt half way off his body. "You're... you're fucking with me, right?"

    "Huh? I mean, Clint's family is fucked up on a normal day, so it's not really-"

    "No, not that, the other thing. The colour-blind thing," Tony said, stepping out of the changing room with his shirt still hanging around his neck in order to grab Steve's arms. "Please, please God tell me that I haven't spent the last two years of my life assuming you could see colour. Please."

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    Tony is a prince, arranged to be married.

    Instead, he runs away with a poor blacksmith's apprentice named Steve Rogers.
    It's all very romantic.

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    A smitten Steve Rogers, a ridiculously oblivious Tony Stark, and a highschool setting

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