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    The landlady says, "How many rooms would you like, sir?" at Lan Wangji, in a way that strongly implies that Wei Wuxian had better not be chasing after a handsome alpha cultivator trying to return him to the bosom of his family before Wei Wuxian managed to irretrievably compromise himself.

    Wei Wuxian opens his mouth to say "Two, please, auntie," in an effort to save Lan Wangji's reputation, but before the words leave his mouth, Lan Wangji says,

    "One."

    Both Wei Wuxian and the landlady stare at him. It's clear that the landlady is trying to figure out if this upright-looking cultivator is the one actually taking advantage of a scrawny omega with donkey shit on his boots, but Wei Wuxian isn't much less confused.

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    31 Oct 2019

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    Daniel debriefs the Jack replica post Double Jeopardy, and learns some surprising things.

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    08 Mar 2014

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    Dr. Liu,

    Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.

    We're expecting some big grant money from this.

    Burke

    Burke,

    Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?

    . . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.

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    03 Jun 2013

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    Q is, as everybody knows, exceptionally good at his job.

    This may be why nobody notices he's in over his head.

    (In which pretty much everyone makes questionable decisions, Q's ego and libido battle for supremacy, MI6 does not have a formal opinion, and Bond is a force of nature. There are a lot of significant pauses.

    Chapter Six: Bond returns to London with an escort. Q and Bond fail to have a long-overdue conversation. MI6's medical branch gets stood up yet again. Don't think of it as an ending--more like an intermission.)

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    20 May 2013

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    "Of course he got the money--he's Fraser, he's organized, he's a fucking criminal mastermind, what do you think?!"

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