qwanderer



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    I'm chaining together a few relatively compatible oneshots to see if they inspire an epic future fic, or at least more oneshots. Each story can be read independently, and I'll make a note here if/when that stops being the case.

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  1. Rec 95

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    We’ve all been assuming that it takes them 6,000 years to figure it out, but what if it takes 6,300?
    Or: the ineffable husbands evacuate a dying Earth.

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    16 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    It starts with an angel we all know and love being kidnapped by a stealthy group of devout (and horribly misled, but also just horrible in general) occultists, and it ends with True Love’s Kiss.

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    16 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    “I’ve come to take you to dinner,” Crowley announces, “and you can’t say no. We’ve a reservation at the Lecture Room at Sketch and Chef Gagnaire’s prepared seven courses. Tempting, eh?”

    “By God,” Aziraphale stops himself, a little guilty after taking the Lord’s name in vain. He does hope She doesn’t mind. “But you are good at what you do.”
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    A week after the thwarted Apocalypse, Crowley takes Aziraphale to dinner. In the course of a night, Aziraphale finally comes to understand what they mean to each other.

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    16 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 97

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    “You know,” Aziraphale breathed against his skin. “If we were humans, this is the part where we would have sex. Do you want to?”
     
    Crowley froze. A prickle of frost crept down his neck, and then melted to shiver down his spine and into his lungs. He… honestly hadn’t considered that. And wasn’t that the understatement of the century, he hadn’t even known that was an option! Would it even work with a demon and an angel? He supposed they’d had no problem with the kissing up until now, so it was probably fine, but he wished he’d thought of it sooner. He wished he’d had time to prepare, to do a bit of research, maybe, to brace himself.

     “Crowley, dear?”

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    15 Oct 2019

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are mistaken for a married couple at the Ritz. Aziraphale's reaction is... unexpected.

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    14 Oct 2019

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