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  1. Summary

    After the Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley adopt a fluffy grey cat named Dorian.

    Each fic can technically stand alone, but they probably make the most sense when read in order.

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  2. Summary

    Crowley visited China around 560 A.D., and got up to some mischief in the process.

    (All fics can be read on their own, but probably make the most sense when read in order. The Serpent isn't actually set in Ancient China, but it focuses on Crowley's past adventures and serves as an introduction to the rest of this series.)

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    In a world where humans wear their souls on the outside, Crowley and Aziraphale learn to make their own.

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    26 Jan 2020

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    “Anyway,” Crowley says, “I’m surprised you didn’t bring it up sooner. It’s literally a giant festival about love, figured it would be right up your alley.”

    Or, no cops at Pride, just Crowley and his sword-wielding husband.

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    25 Jan 2020

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    “Angel, why didn’t you just tell them you were Jewish?” 

    “But I’m not! That would be lying!” 

    Crowley raised an eyebrow. “You’re not… not Jewish. You’re as Old Testament as they come. And it would’ve worked. Probably.” 

    “I’ll be sure to remember that one,” Aziraphale said haughtily, “the next time I am besieged by— by holiday influencers.” 

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    24 Jan 2020

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    24 Jan 2020

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    Aziraphale Fell runs a successful food blog, Celestial Comestibles, where he shares mouthwatering recipes and heartwarming stories about his happy domestic life in a cottage with his husband and son. As promotion for his upcoming cookbook, his publishers run a contest: one lucky winner will get to spend Christmas with Aziraphale and his family.

    What the publishers don't know is that the real Aziraphale Fell is a single city-dweller. And if he wants to keep up his happily married persona, he'll have to acquire a cottage, husband, and son before Christmas.

    As it happens, his friend and neighbor Anthony Crowley has his nephew staying with him for the holidays. One fake marriage proposal later, and everything seems tickety-boo--as long as Aziraphale can keep from developing inconveniently real feelings for his pretend husband...

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    22 Jan 2020