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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    An audio performance of afterism's story (25 min.)

    Getting ready for a fancy party full of hoity-toity people takes a long time. Stede expounds on some of the more delicate points of being a gentleman. Ed shows him some more pirate tricks.

    Or, fine things are fucking arousing and Stede lends a hand.

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    02 Jul 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    “I’m the Gentleman Pirate. I can’t go seducing my co-captain all willy nilly.” Courtship was an intricate process, after all.
    “Then romance him first,” Oluwande said patiently. “Start with a simple smooch.”
    "But... what if Ed finds me inadequate at kissing?" Stede had fulfilled his marital duties to Mary, but every kiss they’d shared had been stiff and perfunctory. He would hardly consider himself an expert at amorous conduct.
    "Blackbeard will probably flog you," Black Pete said, ever helpful.
    Lucius nodded. "Lash you with a tarred rope until your back is a gory mass of raw flesh, then rub beef-brine into your wounds."
    Stede gulped. "You two seem to have put entirely too much thought into this."

    Or, the crew of The Revenge + Karl the Seagull assist Stede with his relationship woes.

    (Now with the sound of waves and an accordion, and my attempt at multiple accents. Words belong to vintagelilacs; I’m simply reproducing them in audio form.)

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    30 Jun 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    "Jonathan Strange would watch his enemy his idle moments, when reading magical histories grew tiresome or when the dinner conversation turned too much to matters of religion. Late in the evenings, if he could not sleep, he would leave Bell in their bed and go to the study and have a quick look at what his enemy was up to."

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    27 Mar 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Childermass is tasked with investigating the new magician in York, John Segundus- a usually routine assignment that leads, quite forcefully and unexpectedly, to years of indecent and unacted upon thoughts of bright eyes and slender hands and pale skin that glows pink under the stress of any excitement.

    (Or, well, the title is summary enough.)

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    27 Mar 2022

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    After the war, Severus receives a surprising inheritance and legacy from Dumbledore. (AU of Deathly Hallows. All those deaths? Never happened.)

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    14 Feb 2022