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    Bond is a honey-trap, and Q has never enjoyed feeling sticky. It occurs to him more than once that shagging it out of his system might be the best medicine: he’s fairly sure Bond wouldn’t be too difficult to convince, if the man’s reputation’s to be believed.

    Where Bond is concerned, Q has learned quickly that rumours about him do tend to be founded in truth.

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    12 Jul 2020

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    Sometimes Bond has to seduce someone for the job. Occasionally he needs help with the details. Q enjoys giving directions. Bond likes taking them, sometimes, from the right person.

    “Does she like long walks at sunset or is she more of a ‘fuck me against a wall’ girl?” Bond breathes quietly into the mic, following the glimpse of crimson silk flitting its way through the dark bar.

    Brought to you by the prompts: voice, voyeurism, phone-sex, glasses. (Also orders, cardigan, smart mouth, technology, gadgets, against the wall, heat, blow-job, sleepy, morning, snark, talking, drowsy, pretend, control, public, snark, wall-sex, and probably quite a few others *coughs*).

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    25 Jun 2020

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    MI6 has become concerned at the growing influence of a faceless criminal mastermind known to some as Moriarty. Meanwhile, surveillance has indicated that a junior member of his organization, a young mathematical and computer genius named Jim, has been picking up a series of intelligent, small, delicately-featured, and dark-haired young men at bars and clubs over the past few months. Q volunteers to take one for the team.

    (In which, at least initially, Q doesn't know he's sleeping with Moriarty himself, Moriarty doesn't know "Quentin" is on the side of the angels, Bond hates every moment of this, Moran gets drunk and angsts a lot, and Eve decides that while she made the right decision perhaps staying in the field would have been simpler.)

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    19 Jun 2020

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    “Going out for tricks or treats?” Eve asks with a sly grin.

    James winks at her. “With any luck, a bit of both.”

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    17 Nov 2019

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    When Vince meets a stranger on his way back from Canal Street, he has no idea just who he's just invited home...

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    23 Jul 2018