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  1. Summary

    Stories written for Give_Satisfaction: The Wodehouse Kink Meme Dreamwidth community. Each fic fills a different prompt.

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    morty’s not in control of his body anymore. he realizes that he never was.

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    17 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Written for this prompt on the Kink Meme: Asexual!Sherlock doesn't want to sleep with John, but knows John wants him. So Sherlock agrees to an experiment: seeing if he can make John orgasm without touching him at all - just by talking, looking, breathing on him... Blow me away with touchless porn, please!

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    17 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Tina Fey: 'I was at Second City in Chicago back in the day, and when I first got there I was a student and Colbert, and Steve Carell, were on the main stage...and one of the two, I will not say which one, was a notorious ladies' man. ...One of the two was very popular with the ladies.'

    Jon Stewart: 'Here's what I believe: I believe both could be flirtatious, I believe Colbert could seal the deal.'

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    15 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Coming out is a process that doesn't end when you publish an op-ed.

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    28 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    The one where everyone fucks Colin and Greg likes to hear about it.

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    16 Dec 2020