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  1. Rec *

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    When some asshole (*cough*Hammer*cough) puts out a hit on Tony, what are three translators, two security strategists and a Photoshop expert going to do about it?

    Turns out, a whole hell of a lot.

    SERIES COMPLETE - 12/27/18

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    07 Jan 2019

  2. Rec *

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    The Security Admin Department at Stark Industries has a point system in place to pass the time.

    +10 points for tagging management with a "Kick Me" post it note
    +10 points for paging a punny fake name over the office intercom without getting caught
    +10 points for stealing any office supplies off Clint's desk and returning it in jello
    +20 points for making Steve swear

    It's a good thing productivity isn't in the job description.

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    (Edited 3/10/16 to add the official points list as Chapter 4)
    (Edited 5/9/16 to add art as Chapter 5!)

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    31 Dec 2018

  3. Rec *

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    "Well, yes, but-" Steve's face burns. "Look, I interned for Hammer Industries-"

    "And you've infiltrated SI with the intention of causing my downfall by playing with virtual swords instead of engineering?" Mr. Stark pauses, considering. "That's actually more creative than most of Justin's plots. I'll have to send him a fruit basket. An automated one, maybe, that throws tomatoes. Tomatoes are fruit, so they can go in a fruit basket, right? That seems reasonable? I could buy a farm to grow tomatoes, so I can throw them whenever I want. Maybe two farms. I could use them at board meetings-"

    "Sir," Steve interrupts. "I'm not plotting your downfall. And I don't work for you."

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    23 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute as f***

  4. Rec *

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    It's been three weeks since Tony saved Steve's life at Mount Rushmore, and they're not talking about it. It's going to drive Tony insane. But they've got bigger problems, because Nightshade has turned Steve into a werewolf. Again. And all Steve seems to want is to be near Tony.

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    23 Dec 2018

  5. Rec *

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    A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.

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    19 Dec 2018