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    Thomas is manipulative, ambitious, and ruthless. He's also lonely as hell.

    And then the new gardener starts at Downton, and everything changes.

    (a slightly alternate look at season three, or: Thomas might be mean but he also needs a hug)

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    10 Sep 2018

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    In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.

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    08 Jun 2018

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    "So," the Valkyrie says, falling into step beside Thor on the way to the kitchen. At least, that's where he's headed. She might be headed somewhere else. "Have you spoken to our dear idiot friend Korg lately?"

    "Don't call him an idiot," Thor tells her. "And no, I haven't. How is he? And how is Miek?"

    "Miek's just fine. He's got scissors for hands," the Valkyrie says, as if that explains anything. Thor guesses it does, sort of. "Korg has been trying to start a—a social club, of sorts."

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    The Revengers bum around.

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    23 Apr 2018

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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

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    08 Jan 2018

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    "Aziraphale." He said flatly. A little more hollowly than he had perhaps intended.

    The angel spun and cursed. "You," He said, "You, don't you dare tell me you had anything to do with this! Don't you dare!"
    Crowley took a step back, raising his hands in a gesture of peace. "Aziraphale, I didn't- I wouldn't. I swear, I didn't have anything to do with any of this. This is all the humans."

     

    Aziraphale and Crowley meet in a little village during the second world war.

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    31 Dec 2017

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