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    “Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”

    They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”

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    27 Sep 2018

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    Midoriya scrunched up his nose in confusion. “Uh, Shouto, why are you glaring at me like that?”

    “I-” Todoroki began to lie, until nausea slammed him like a door to any room that Bakugou entered. “I--” Todoroki grit his teeth, and glared daggers into the wall behind Midoriya. Goodbye, friendship. It had been absolutely divine while it lasted. “Because you’re very attractive.”


    They say honesty is the best policy, but it sure as hell had a knack for Todoroki making a complete and utter fool of himself.

    In which Todoroki is placed under a mysterious truth-telling quirk and suffers, Uraraka laughs at him, Midoriya is confused but smitten nonetheless, and Twitter is the thirstiest site on the planet.

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    15 Jul 2018

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    “Then come see me,” Lance murmurs, and it makes Keith’s heart pound behind his breastbone. “Us, I mean. Once a week or something? Like mental health check-ins. We can just hang out, or...or go on low-priority, low-stress missions? Scouting, or flower-picking for Coran, or supply runs. Dumb stuff. Just...so we know how you are. I don’t want...I mean, we all miss you. And I don’t want to sound presumptuous, but...it feels like you’re not...not okay, Keith.”

    Well, Keith thinks, a little weakly. He never really stood a chance, did he?

    “Okay,” he says, right away. No fight. No refusal.

    His life is a hell of a lot easier when he lets himself cave under all the ways he wants Lance's luminous attention, and company, and friendship. All the ways he wants Lance, full stop.

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    25 May 2018

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    “Fuck, you know what I just remembered?!” Pidge wheezed out, ignoring Keith’s glare like he didn’t have his foot very near her very fragile ribs. “Keith going into the woods at all times a night and setting up all those fucking creature traps!”
    “Pidge,” Keith begged helplessly.
    “What was that I just heard with my ears?!” Lance demanded.
    Shiro cackled next, meeting Keith’s eyes in the rearview mirror, eyes mirthful with the look of a person who held someone else’s entire life in the palm of their hand. “When Keith was eleven–”
    “Shiro once had a sex dream about Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove!” Keith panicked, taking exactly two point five seconds in the dead silence that followed to fully understand how much he had just fucked up.

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    Stressed-out college student, Keith, is forcefully dragged away from his books, forced to get some fresh air, bribed with Twizzlers, spends a night in the woods, faces some inner demons, and gets a boyfriend, in that order.

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    07 Apr 2018

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    “We’re not eight anymore,” Ryo says, flatly. He gives Akira a quick once-over. Akira’s skin heats up under his gaze. “You lost your baby face. And…”

    Ryo grins, sharp as a knife. There's something lethal in his eyes.

    “You got taller,” he states, casual as you please.

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    Or: what happens when your best friend goes AWOL for ten years, and when he comes back he's hot, keeps flirting, gets stoned on the weekends, and is madly in love with you.

    And he's probably the biggest human disaster alive.

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    27 Jan 2018