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    set in canon but basically what I would have added/changed/improved within it lol.

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    in which tedros is a never, but it's only revealed at the end of QFG. based on a theory I initially made in 2018, which didn't end up coming true, but made a damn good fic!

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  1. Rec 94

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    “You’re Jordan’s wife?”

    If anyone in their town would’ve gone out looking for a foreign beauty, it would’ve been Jordie. He had an adventurer’s spirit, bold and daring. If Maja squinted at the old rope swing by the lake, she could still see the silhouette of him, leaping into the water while Kasper worried from his perch on the banks.

    But Inej’s face freezes in an odd expression. “Not quite,” she says haltingly. “I’m married to his younger brother – Kaz?”

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    Or, the town of Lij is endlessly fascinated with the mysterious Mr. and Mrs. Rietveld each and every time they visit.

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    15 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    love me an outsider POV :]

  2. Rec 38

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    “Kaz.” A demand this time. “Let me help.” She’d asked, once. She doesn’t need to ask again.
    -- Kaz, Inej, and dreams.

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    27 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS WHAT A KANEJ FIC SHOULD BE

  3. Rec 97

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    A love song. Who the hell was listening to such whimsy, amongst the murderers and the thugs of the Barrel?
    (You are, and you’re the cruelest of them all.)
    Kaz scowled into the darkness of the room. It’s not like he had much choice, unless he opened the window and shot the singer.

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    Most sensible people avoid the Barrel during major celebrations, out of a healthy sense of self-preservation and fondness for their limbs and wallets. Kaz, on the other hand, does not have the luxury of avoiding everyone else's good cheer. What he does have is a useless gang full of teenage idiots, an irritatingly persistent three-legged dog, a few memories he'd rather forget, and a time limit.

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    15 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    would kill and die for hop the dog

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    “You look like a pirate,” Kaz says.

    “I am a pirate,” Inej reminds him as they emerge into the dark storage room. 

    Kaz holds his bonelight aloft to illuminate the rows and rows of garments.  “Not this morning,” he says. “This morning you’re the bride of a respectable gentleman farmer."

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    06 Jul 2021

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    *hysterical wailing*

  5. Rec 5

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    Then, pray tell, what is it that exactly answers the question: who is the fairest of them all?

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    15 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hell yea I love a good sophie character study

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