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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    The change that came over Shiro's face was as abrupt as it was electrifying; his mouth twisted into a cruel smirk as he tightened his grip on Keith's hair, forcing his head back, as his other hand slid between Keith's legs. "Don't worry. I have plenty of plans for you."

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    15 Mar 2019

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    “That’s fair,” Matt says. “Counterpoint, though, they just got married, what, a month ago? And they barely get any alone time as it is. So you should cut them some slack if they’re skipping out on this just to have some-” he smoothly covers Pidge’s ears- “crazy newlywed sex.”

    “Oh, please,” Lance says. “Crazy for them would be missionary, with the lights on, staring into each other’s eyes.”

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    08 Mar 2019

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    "Wait- Wait wait wait- What? Naked? You didn’t tell me anything about- You just said there was a guy! The guy was naked?!"

    "Yeah! So. There's Keith, right, he's got clothes on. But he looks tired so I didn’t ask to come in. I'm talking to him, and someone sneaks up behind him and just… clings… and the dude is obviously naked although thank God I didn't see... parts... but Keith pushed him away and told him to put some clothes on. Then he talks to me like nothing happened! And I thought it was Shiro, except I knew that Shiro was here, and I saw a flesh-and-bone right arm in there, and also Shiro is not... pinkish, you know?"

    "P-Pinkish?"

    "The guy’s skin. Pinkish. With markings. Like, Galra markings but glowy? And the hair is, uh... bright blue."


    Keith is in space with the Blades and has a hot alien boyfriend.

    Everyone seems to know this. Everyone except Shiro.

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    06 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    An extended stay on Earth means Keith and Shiro have time to do a lot of things they couldn't before. They can buy a condo together, Keith can take hot showers with real water—

    Shiro can read Marie Kondo and go on a cleaning spree.

    It's one thing to hear about the life-changing magic of tidying up. Experiencing it? Is something else entirely.

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    06 Mar 2019

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    Keith is still covered in flowers and petals, carrying a little bouquet of wildflowers. Shiro still has a flower crown hanging off an ear. Both of their fancy outfits are rumpled and grass-stained.

    “Looks like you two enjoyed your afternoon.” Krolia says, voice carefully neutral.

    “The kits were little angels.” Keith says. “Until they decided that we are, in fact, soul-match-mates or something like that, and made us marry each other.”

    Kolivan chokes on his tea.


    Keith and Shiro babysit royal children in the name of interplanetary diplomacy. They end up married.
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    25 Feb 2019